What Laura Bush Thinks During Photo-Ops

[Arkana]

"Oooh...that Cheney."

"Shit. Left the Xanax in the limo."

"I wonder if he noticed I'm wearing the Oval Office drapes..."

[Bertha Venation]

1. "I wonder if he noticed I'm wearing the Oval Office drapes..." LOLOL

:7

[MikeG]

2. "Hope they don't start a 'wrinkles' thread on me in DU."

[Emops]

3. "As soon as he's out of office,

I'm dumping his dumb, goofy ass for Condi."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. "These tight shoes are killing me"

"Maybe I can borrow a pair of Karen's custom size "14"s, now that she's back in town.

[uppityperson]

5. The question is the answer grasshopper

"Does Laura Bush Think During Photo-Ops"

[buczak]

6. hmm...

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.