8 steps to stress free living

[Baclava]

JUST IN CASE YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY, HERE'S AN 8-STEP
STRESS-MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE RECOMMENDED IN THE LATEST
PSYCHOLOGICAL TEXTS.


1) Picture yourself near a stream.


2) Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.


3) No one but you knows your secret place.


4) You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".


5) The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.


6) The water is crystal clear.


7) You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.


8) See!!! You're smiling already!

[Dr.Phool]

1. How do you save a freeper from drowning?

You take your foot off of his head!:evilgrin:

[FloridaPat]

2. Thank you.

[mcscajun]

3. Sounds like the 'storyboard' for Smeagol drowning Deagol.

:)

But Seriously. I Roared When I got to 7)

This one's a keeper.

[Freebird12004]

4. Yes, you've shared the secret and I'm smiling!

That's so much nicer than choking the s*** out of em!