Please help me

[khashka]

I'm 22 posts from 1000. I will answer any question, grovel at your feet, flirt unmercifully, and engage in baseless scandal and character assassination if you will only help me to achieve this admittedly pointless goal. For God's sake I'll even discuss quantum physics! I'm that desperate!


Khash.

[Name removed]

1. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[SmokingJacket]

3. Gone already, whew!

Hate it when their dead bodies stink up the place.

[Tesibria]

7. yippee .. i've never had a reason to use ignore ..

... until two of those postings in 10 minutes....

[Amfortas]

48. I always miss the action ....

what happened ?

edit : in my excitement , forgot to continue reading the thread , sorry for bothering you ...

[Lady Freedom]

4. and you are

[khashka]

25. Would one of you very nice people

please PM me the text of the deleted message? Or even a summary?

Khash.

[ffm172]

35. I guess it was the same as in my thread

something like "if you had a job you wouldn't have the time to post 1000 stupid/silly posts

[khashka]

61. That's just pathetic

I can insult people better than that without even thinking about it.....

Khash.

[Tesibria]

2. do you watch baseball?

if so, what team?

[khashka]

11. I rarely watch it

I much prefer to play it. So I have no particular team except the one I'm playing for.

Khash.

[SmokingJacket]

5. What's the last movie you saw, and was it any good? nt

[khashka]

12. The Fifth Element

I watched it last night. Great fun. And very sexy. Bruce Willis is totally hot in this. And if you like girls I only have two words for you: Milla Jovovich.

Khash.
check out Resident Evil as well, that girl is the definition of hot.

[LynzM]

6. Hey Khash

What's your name/username mean?

[khashka]

14. It comes from a KaTe Bush song

about a young woman seeing two gay men in love and wishing to share in that love.

"Khashka from Baghdad lives in sin they say with another man, but no one knows who..."

"Maybe the moon's not bright enough, there's light in love, you see..."

Works for me. And I'll answer to Khash in the mundane world.


Khash.

[LynzM]

21. Cool

It's really interesting to me to see where everyone's usernames come from, if they mean anything. Thanks for indulging me! :)

[AwakeAtLast]

8. Cool! This may be the only way I will actually get a reply from anyone!

What is quantum physics? :P

[khashka]

15. I don't know

but nor does anyone else. I think it's a form of mysticism. Of course those boring people who speak mathematics may quibble about that. But who cares what they think? They're all dweebs anyway.

Khash.

[AwakeAtLast]

16. That about sums it up for me, too!

:D

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

9. How much ceremonial blood will satiate a Daemon of the fifth circle?

Too little and it would ignore me and too much and it would be insulted and cleave my soul in two.

How much is enough?

[khashka]

18. After many satanic rituals

I can confidently say that no amount of blood is too much. However, it would be wise to invest in a few bottles of bleach. Bloodstains are very hard to get rid of.

And remember: Never call up anything you can't put down.

Khash.
demon boy

[datasuspect]

10. wanna come over?

i'll put on the mantovani album just for you . . .

[khashka]

19. Are you asking me out on a date?

You sly little sex puppy!

In addition to the Mantovani, I want champagne and dinner at a primo restaraunt that will cost you your last month's salary. And I still won't guarantee to put out.

If you ask me if I like Huey Lewis and the News, I swear to god I'll be outta there so fast....

Khash.

[auntAgonist]

13. what did you have for lunch

yesterday?

[khashka]

20. I had

reheated left over spaghetti and a tuna sandwich and chocolate ice cream and a bag of salt and vinegar Hula Hoops.

It was very enjoyable....

Khash.

[Lady Freedom]

17. what do you think of this painting?

[khashka]

22. Hmm mixed feelings

The dragon's pretty cool but it's alittle too sentimental for me. I'd rather see it gnawing on the virgin sacrifice then smiling indulgently at faeries....


But I'm a very bad man and you shouldn't take anything I say seriously....

Khash.

[Donailin]

23. your top ten favorite songs?

post them one at a time.

[khashka]

26. Top ten fave songs #1

Voodoo by godsmack

[khashka]

27. #2

Sinnead O'Connor - the Value of Ignorance tied with Damn Your Eyes.

[khashka]

28. #3

Kate Bush - Oh England My Lionheart


And at this point I have to stop. The waste of bandwidth is simply criminal.

Khash.

[Donailin]

31. top five comedians

cmon, you can do it.

[khashka]

34. I'll give you two

1) Janeanne Garafalo

2) Andrew "Dice" Clay


Make of that what you will.

Khash.

[xmas74]

24. Tell me something about yourself.

Anything to get another post closer to your goal.

[khashka]

32. What sort of thing do you want to know?

I'll tell anything. I'm shameless. Hell, I admitted earlier to drinking cat's milk. So I got nothin' left to lose. But what do you wanna know?

Khash.

[xmas74]

36. Any piercings?

Or tats?
I love tats and am thinking about a new one-so ideas, please!

[khashka]

39. Both.

I have eight ear peircings, both nipples, my septum, my left nostril and my eyebrow and my throat. Two tats - a pentagram on the inside of my right thigh. I want to amend it so the words "All acts of love and pleasure are my rituals" circle around it. I have a small dragon tattooed just beside my left nipple. My ex-wife did both.

I would like to have an omniscate tatted on my right shoulderblade and a circlet of blue pansies around my left wrist. I also want a Hafada, a scrotal piercing.

Ain't self mutilation a blast?

Khash.

[xmas74]

42. I have two tats.

One on my ankle (crescent moon) and a stupid looking one on my rear (but I had a cyst on my tailbone after I broke it and when they removed it they cut up most of the tat). Used to have eyebrow, bellybutton and nose pierced (all self-done and taken out years ago).
I just want another tat!
BTW-I love self-mutilation.

[auntAgonist]

33. do you have any pets?

[khashka]

37. Not at the moment

My little girl Stevie died and I haven't felt like getting another cat. Yet.


I have a lizard on my balcony who I sometimes feed and he seems to like me. And a spider in my kitchen window who lets me pet her. My parents' cat is diabetic and I have to give him the insulin shots cuz it grosses them out and he's becoming more and more affectionate.

It's kind of an odd time in my life because I've always had pets - dogs, cats, snakes, tarantulas, turtles, frogs....

Khash.

[jjmalonejr]

29. Why did you choose the avatar you did?

[khashka]

40. I'm a pagan and a Wiccan

It seemed appropriate.

Khash.

[ffm172]

30. you helped me, I help you

that way, we both can be in the Milestones tomorrow who hit the 4 digits :)

Quantum Physics??
Can you explain it in an easy and understandable way?

[khashka]

41. Well thanks :)

And no I cannot explain quantum physics to you.

Unless you're paying for the beer.


Khash.

[ffm172]

47. how much beer would be necessary?

and are you talking about American or German beer?

[khashka]

52. A lot

And I'm talking about Irish. Sheesh! If you don't even know where good beer comes from I ain't gonna explain quantum physics to you!

Khash.

[CubsFan1982]

38. How close are you now? n/t

[JohnKleeb]

43. hes three away now it seems.

[khashka]

45. Three away

well, now two. But it's nailbiting time....


Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

44. Dear khashka,

You probably don't know me; I've only been here since early Feb. 2005. But I do like to help people out when they're in jams. I want to see you get over 1000! And maybe someday you'll help me do the same...You can flirt if you'd like, but I'm most likely way too old for you! So here are my questions: Are you in school, or are you out and working? Or any combination of the above, or neither? Glad to be of service! Here's a toast to getting over 1000!

:toast:

[khashka]

49. Dear Peggy

I don't know you yet but making new friends is always cool.

And no you aren't too old for me to flirt with! Check out my posts on why older women are hotter women. However, there are two problems: I'm gay and I couldn't flirt to save my life. But I'll give it the old college try - Hey, hot mama, whatcha wearin'?

Khash.
older women rock!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

58. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 1000TH POST!

Your remarks are very sweet! I think gay men are cool to be friends with; I've had several as friends over the years...I always feel comfortable around them as I know they're not interested in me in you-know-what kind of way...

So: what am I wearing? Most of my clothing right now is from Lands' End. Sport Knit pants, dark brown. Knit polo shirt, cotton (soft as the hair of an angel, so the ad reads), blue, and slippers w/leather soles, and high ankles; color lavendar. Very comfortable, all! How do you like that?

My husband tells me that I'm hot, but while we're married, no-one else will know...!!!

Congrats again!

:toast: :toast:

:bounce: :bounce:

[khashka]

63. Thank you!

And if your husband tells you you're hot, girl, you've got it made! I will take my inevitable disappointment that you didn't throw yourself at me and nurse my wounds in private and reassure myself that you got a good man and he makes you a lot happier than I could :)

Khash.

[mordarlar]

46. Tell me why you like me LOL

[Amfortas]

50. How did you become a pagan ?

and what does wiccan mean ?

[khashka]

56. Check out

religioustolerance.org

All your questions will be answered.

[Amfortas]

64. thanks for the link !

[SarahB]

51. Respond to this to pop your 1000 cherry.

:7
Come on. You know you want to do it.

[khashka]

57. You are a wicked woman

trying to seduce me into this!

Khash.
who quite likes wicked women

[SarahB]

59. So was it me who did it?

Was I your first? :evilgrin:

[khashka]

60. Probably my second or third

but we'll just ignore my sordid past and start over together.

Khash and Sarahbelle! Doesn't that sound grand and just a little bit sexy?

Khash.

[bridgit]

53. are you almost @ 1000 now?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

67. Hi, bridgit,

WELCOME TO DU! I'm thinking you'll have some real fun here; at least I hope so...Come on in, put your feet up and make yourself at home!

:hi:

[bridgit]

68. hi californiapeggy & thanks

buenos nachos califas
:hi:

[mordarlar]

54. Congratulations

:toast:

[khashka]

55. I did it I done it

and I am now the freaking master of the Universe. You must all bow down before me!

I would like to thank the Academy and all of you who took the time and effort to make this possible. I owe you guys and gals one. Or two. Or several.

Thanks. You made a boy very happy today and I appreciate it. I love you all!


Khash.

[peekaloo]

62. Go for 2K! Tonight!

}(

p.s. did I have a conversation with you re: Huey Lewis in 'Short Cuts'? If so, have you seen it? }( }(

[khashka]

65. How you work me!

Another thousand posts tonight? It's a lot of work and I won't get a single word of appreciation!

And yes we did have that conversation. If I remember correctly datasuspect was being all cool and hip and sexy and quoting American Psycho and I was saying that Huey Lewis was massively well hung and I'd like to see it for myself and you recommended "Short Cuts" and I swear, honest injun, boyscout's honor, that I will put it at the top of my netflix queue. Immediately.


Khash.

[peekaloo]

66. D'oh!

Congratulations on 1000!

:toast: