If I put beano in my beer will beer stop making me farty the next morning?

[JVS]

I'm seriously toying with this idea

[B Calm]

1. It will make it worse.. You'll blow up..

[JVS]

2. The beano website says it prevents gas

http://www.beanogas.com/

[Skittles]

3. JAYSUS JVS

I WILL KICK YOUR FARTING ASS :7

[JVS]

6. It's Jacob Leinenkugel's fault, not mine!

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Probably

Galactose makes you fart. Beano is galactosidase, the enzyme that breaks galactose down. If galactose is in beer, you will be fart-free later on.

--p!

[JVS]

5. Cool. I should try this sometime

[DemoTex]

7. Seriously. Never eat pickled eggs with your beer.

If you are pre-disposed to beer-farts, pickled eggs could put you on someone's WMD/chem-weapons list. Remember, too, that there are no safe farts. Sharts blow. Know what I mean, Vern?

[JVS]

8. Your post is the most indisputably correct thing I've read all day