Scottsdale Arizona...I can't believe I live in this suckhole.

[Neshanic]

[dorktv]

1. At least you have Mary Manross as a mayor...

I have Hugh Hallman...ick!

[RagingInMiami]

2. What is it, America's most liveable city or something?

My ass, it still gets to be 120 degrees during the summer. And what's up with the cops over there? You can't do anything without getting pulled over. I hated scottsdale, tempe was cooler except the crowds tend to a little young on mill avenue.

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. You're in Miami and complaining about the tempature in Arizona??

Shit, give me 120 in Arizona anyday over 95 with 90% humidity!

I agree with you about Tempe being preferrable to Scottsdale though.

[RagingInMiami]

6. Everybody used to say that about Miami

Have you ever been out here? We got something called a seabreeze. The Valley, during the summer, is like a fucking oven. I hated the fucking summers out there.
Your skin gets all dry. At night the temperature drops to 105. I liked the monsoons though.

[dorktv]

8. At least you can still cook at night here on the sidewalk.

[Neshanic]

4. The city council meetings. You can't write comedy like that.

I lived in Phoenix for 24 years, then last year moved to Scottsdale.

The parade of waspy whiners is staggering...and hilarious.

"The street in front of my house has extra gravel from the street construction a mile away. It is causing problems in our life."

I could never live in Tempe. The Scottsdale cops are very polite, compared to the Tempe uber muscle monster squad.

[dorktv]

5. And people think I am weird for not having a car...There is a reason.

But there are some nice things about Tempe...ASU has vibrant YD organization.

[RagingInMiami]

7. Scottsdale cops are total profilers

And I'm talking from personal experience.

[Neshanic]

9. Yes, and it is not hard in "Germany with palm trees" for cars.

[RagingInMiami]

11. what's "germany with palm trees"?

[Neshanic]

13. All the German luxury cars. Tahoes, then Hummers in that order.

[mojavekid]

10. I am in Scottsdale for work often,

and * fucked it up for me by staying in my home away from home, the Royal Palms...damn!


I know, I know I am an elitist snob...it's one of the perks though.

[dorktv]

12. Wow can I get a job there?