Just Curious: Who here met their worst nightmare/stalker/pervert on DU?

[RagingInMiami]

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1. Did you?

This sounds interesting...

[RagingInMiami]

3. I'm usually the worst nightmare/stalker/pervert

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

2. *raises hand - again*

me.... but, shhhh!!

[autorank]

4. I had a fairly innocuous thread going in The Lounge and this

weird ass message showed up as an Reply to one of my posts. My jaw dropped, which takes a lot, and I hit Alert. It only took a couple of minutes (thank you mods). The username began with an "a" and had the number "2" in it. It was a real shocker.

On edit: S%$t! More of my Forum Identity Disorder (FID). This isn't a serious post and I'm acting like it is. GD where are you? Or is it?

[RagingInMiami]

5. what did they say

[autorank]

6. He/She said something about me being a vile creature (I won't

repeat that) and went on about how DU was under the "total control" of the Mods who were getting into his "head." Sounded paranoid, delusional (you know the real thing).

[RagingInMiami]

8. This is a serious thread disguised as a copycat

Go Raiders!

[autorank]

11. Go Anarchy! (They're the same thing, during good seasons)

[RagingInMiami]

13. I've been a Raider fan ever since I was a kid playing football in the

streets of Miami. While all my friends pretended they were Larry Csonka or some other Miami Dolphin, I pretended I was Ted Hendricks, who happens to be a former Miami Hurricane, my favorite college team.

[autorank]

21. Hendricks was Lord! Crazy guy who never even worked out.

He frightened even the Raiders! I bet when you were a kid watching crime shows or westerns you rooted for the bad guys. Come on, fess up.
I did.

[RagingInMiami]

25. I've always loved the movies where the bad guys are the protagonist

Like mobster movies

[autorank]

29. Yeah, and rooting for "the Indians" but this was my favorite...

effing Rhoda in "The Bad Seed"...what normal kid wouldn't like Rhoda?

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Damn it Raging! I told you to stop calling me!

:P

[RagingInMiami]

9. I was always taught that no means yes

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. No means no. Maybe means no. And yes means maybe.

It's so simple you fool! :silly:

[xmas74]

12. He'll never understand.

[RagingInMiami]

15. oh oh

it's the dispatcher

[xmas74]

20. I'm back!

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. He might... if I tell him a lot and reward him when he gets it right

You know, like a new puppy when it's learning to pee on the paper. :silly:

[RagingInMiami]

17. when do i get rewarded?

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. When you get my questions right.

What does "No" mean?

What does "Maybe" mean?

What does "Yes" mean?

:P

Typo edit.

[RagingInMiami]

19. It all means yes

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Wrong!

You've failed my test! That's a bad, bad Raging!

*swat*

[xmas74]

22. Does that mean you get to swat him on the nose

w/ a rolled up paper when he's bad?

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Yes

:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

27. Aren't you lucky!

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. You could help me!

This is going to be a lot of work, anther person helping with the swatting would be great :D

[xmas74]

30. Sure.

let me go talk to an officer and see if he has a pair of cuffs and a canister of mace that I could borrow.

[Neoma]

14. i haven't!

gladly.

[ForrestGump]

26. Me. Grovelbot.

I can't make it leave me alone...