OMG, how do I sign up EVERYONE in the Lounge for this service...?

[mike_c]

http://www.raptureletters.com/

After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have
just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?

We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.

How is this accomplished, you might ask. It's a dead man switch that will automatically send the emails when it is not reset.

One day this guy is going to forget to reset the switch, he's going to get stuck in traffic, or something. :evilgrin:

[qnr]

1. heheheh... besides, what happens when he dies of natural causes? n/t

[Sporadicus]

2. Dear Heathens

I have been raptured and you have not. Neener neener neener!

[CO Liberal]

3. Or The Rapture Will Happen, And He'll Still Be Here

:-)

[mike_c]

4. LOL, one of the all time great WTF moments....

:toast:

[TroubleMan]

5. Don't forget Digibless:

www.digibless.com

[mike_c]

11. now that is funny....

almost makes me wish I had some child porn movies or something to receive a blessing on....

[Lucky Luciano]

6. ok so WTF is the rapture anyway?

I know it some kind of Armageddon or something and believers go to heaven etc - I get that from context I have seen before.....but what the hell is it really - in 30 seconds or less.

[mike_c]

8. you need google, my friend....

eom

[Lucky Luciano]

13. ahhhh...but by asking I get the 30 sec or less

explanation without wading through more crap than I want to see. Plus I kind of take pride in puclicly displaying my lack of religious knowledge :)

eom

[hyphenate]

10. The "Rapture" is something dreamed up about 50 or so years

ago by some nutjob fundie who took a quote from the bible, and interpreted it as saying when the Apocalyse happens, only good christians (like himself, evidently) would be taken to heaven while the rest of humanity remains on earth in suffering until the end of the world.

Tim LeHaye, another nutjob fundie, has written a series of books on the premise, under the "Left Behind" series name.

[khashka]

7. I'm looking forward to the rapture

God can't take those idiots away fast enough to suit me.

Khash.

[VOX]

9. "...a personal ministry...because this ministry does have financial needs"

"...because this ministry does have financial needs...Your donations to this ministry are greatly appreciated. We could not have created this program without them. Anything you can give will help us continue to spread God's message to the lost."

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$:bounce:$$$$$$$$$$$$$$:bounce:$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$:bounce:$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Agnomen]

12. The Daily Show

interviewed a man running a rapture-notification service a while back. .