What happens if I make it to 1,000 posts?

[Blue to the bone]

Do I get a booby prize or something? Just wondering.

And yes, there are some concerns on my part that I may not make it.

[Blue-Jay]

1. Concerns? Do tell!

I could guess if you'd rather.

[alcibiades_mystery]

3. Get ready for it

"Too moderate for the board."

"Oppressed centrist minority."

"Yada Yada Yada."

[zanana]

2. If you make it to 1,000 posts...

You will sprout wings and be able to fly.

[Blue to the bone]

5. No, not too moderate for the board, nor........

...centrist views.

Just tell it like it is sometimes and that seems to offend some here.

[Blue-Jay]

10. Telling it like it is, eh?

So....How is it?

[Blue to the bone]

13. It's hard work. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

16. Presidentin' is hard work too.

Especially for a moran.

[Tace]

29. Telling The Truth Is A Thankless Task

Sort of like De Sade's Justine.

[alcibiades_mystery]

43. Right

You tell it like it is and others get offended.

Must be tough to be persecuted for the truth...:eyes:

[1monster]

6. But only after the "SPECIAL CEREMONY"... of which my lips are sealed.

If we told you, we'd have to ummm.... uh... tombstone you and you'd never find out for sure. }(

[nostamj]

4. nothing more than

what happens when you hit 20,000.

however, even a tiny donation will give you certain DU perks like Search....

[Blue to the bone]

8. I've noticed that about the Search feature....seems the mods are....

capitalist thugs.











Just kidding, of course.

[Tace]

18. Google Advanced Search Works Better Than DU Search

Don't tell anyone. : )

[Tace]

7. Nothing -- Your Count Pegs At 1,000

You do, however, enter the realm of +1000, which is sort of like heaven. "Before enlightenment, there is laundry. After enlightenment, there is laundry." --Some Buddhist cat. : )

[murray hill farm]

9. you are no longer a newbe!

and u have to search to find out how many posts u actually have to date...if u care..hehe

[murray hill farm]

11. Maybe.....

u get raptured.

[Blue to the bone]

17. I'm ignorning anyone who lives on a beautiful island in a foreign country!

heh.

[murray hill farm]

24. and...

I understand that completely..ha!

[Blue to the bone]

27. You're still a dog...................a damned smart one!!!! n/t

[DebJ]

12. you move on to 1001, 1002, 1003

[uppityperson]

14. here you go

apologize if you unintendidly offended
continue to be dry and sarcastic
speak your opinion
discuss, not insult
here's your prize:

no booby prize:

[OneBlueSky]

15. you are lifted up into the realm of the chosen . . .

AND you get a toaster! . . . it's a four-slicer, too! . . . :)

[Blue to the bone]

19. Speaking of toasters.......

...have you seen how big those bastards are these days?

What's up with that?

My old stream-lined 4 slicer died and when I tried to find a new one in the States, most were the size of a Volkswagon.

Here in Venezuela, they don't use them to toast their bread.

[Blue Belle]

25. Buy the cheap $10 toaster...

I bought one 6 years ago and I can't seem to kill it. Same goes with irons...

BTW, I'm not sure I want to know what requires to be toasted in Venezuela that isn't bread. :-)

[Tace]

26. Gee, What Do They Use Them For?

Just wondering.

[Blue to the bone]

28. LOL!!!! What I was trying to say was that they don't use toasters....

...at all!!!!!!

Nor dishwashers for that matter, at least not mechanical ones. Most come in the form of a 16 year old girl.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

20. confetti and balloons...

honest.

[Blue Belle]

21. You FINALLY get taken off of Double Secret Probation...

But, Hey... What do I know?? I'm still trying to make it to 100 posts!

;)

[Blue to the bone]

30. Ice cream? n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. Hi, Blue Belle,

If you want to get to 100 posts, it's easy! POST MORE! And, BTW, WELCOME TO DU! (Even little posts count, hehe)



:hi:

[tjwmason]

36. Welcome to D.U.

:hi:

The first 100 is the hardest to get; thereafter it get progressively easier, mainly because you get addicted - hurrah.

[Blue Belle]

47. I think I am getting addicted....

I finally found an outlet where I can vent my frustrations with the Republican Reich!! Hooray!

[Pithy Cherub]

22. The Force will be with you...

Adult supervision available upon request. :evilgrin:

[Blue to the bone]

31. The force was actually with me this morning after my first cup of coffee.

heh.

[iconoclastic cat]

23. You will get....... this blender!

Unfortunately, you will be in it.

[Blue to the bone]

32. Ummmm.....that's good bass. n/t

[Blue_Tires]

33. instead of being a mere noob, you get to be a

mere noob with 1000+ posts

[Blue to the bone]

34. Ouch, I'm crushed. n/t

[Lone Pawn]

37. People call you 'freeper' in GD 43% less often.

72% less often if you don't act like a freeper.

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. They give you a cake.

The big question is, what happens when you hit 10,000? :o

[neweurope]

39. You can gloat.

---------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

40. You're given a one-time opportunity to post a sex thread

in the Lounge. You must use it wisely. :)

[kcwayne]

41. The very next post will number 1001

[Longgrain]

42. The Mods chip in and buy you a cake with your name on it...

Mine said: "Get a life Longgrain"

[hfojvt]

44. I would tell

but members of this exclusive club are sworn to secrecy.

Actually, I think that is when homeland security starts a "file" on you. Cue:
"I always feel like, somebody's watching me."

[GalleryGod]

45. Spontaneous Combustion!

:nuke: :nuke: :scared: :nuke: :nuke:

[MissMarple]

46. Angels descend and harp around your head until you run screaming

toward the woods? Then you get a big congratulatory post in the Lounge. I think...it's something like that. :shrug:

[trof]

48. You get a key to the executive restroom.

I thought everybody knew that.

[JimmyJazz]

49. Yes. You get a booby prize.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

50. You will self destruct.

nt