I flip off old ladies every chance I get!

[Blue-Jay]

If they get close enough, I like to kick them in the crotch.

Adore me, DU.

[Dookus]

1. Your ideas intrigue me

and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Blue-Jay]

2. It'll cost ya!

[terrya]

3. Well, they're just asking for it.

:thumbsup:

[asthmaticeog]

4. I beat them up and steal their support stockings.

Which I then boil down for soup stock.

[prolesunited]

6. Mmm...

Sounds tasty. You *must* give me the recipe. We have one across the street that's just ripe for a beating and boiling.

[Wat_Tyler]

11. Piffle. I vent my rage upon Michael Jackson's obsessive fans.

[Zuni]

18. sadly, the MJ cultist left the building here

and I was just starting to enjoy him

[uppityperson]

5. How old is old?

Need to figure out whether to kick you back or adore you.

[BiggJawn]

7. You're gonna be in deep doo-doo when you-know-who reads that...

unless she put you up to it...:evilgrin:

[prolesunited]

13. No worries!

:hi:

On edit: You did mean me, right?

[BiggJawn]

21. Hah-hah....

:hi:

Hey, didja get the links to the photos of my latest creation OK?

[Eagle_Eye]

8. OH YEA!

<>
(thanks bartcop)

[Dave Reynolds]

9. You could start a club.

Not quite a pun, but almost.

[skygazer]

10. Be careful, though

You might run into Hell's Grannies. (darn - tried to find a photo but was unsuccessful)

[candy]

12. This is one old lady you better not try it on!

[Blue-Jay]

14. You'd better not let your chihuahua poop in my yard then.

[fleabert]

15. I flip off Blue-Jay's every chance I get...

and everyone else for that matter!:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

20. Crap. Image host is down.

Edit: Poop.

[Zuni]

16. your my hero

There, I said it

[arwalden]

17. Do You Call Them By Their First Name? And Tease Them ...

... about their incontinence problems by using the word "diaper" to their face?

You're a class act! :hi: A real piece of work!

-- Allen

[Blue-Jay]

19. Hardly ever.

I *do* like to scream "ALLEN!" before I start kicking, though.