Chick Tract of the day--L'il Susy shows Gays the error of their ways

[Zuni]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp

[realisticphish]

1. what a fun guy

i thought the little demons on their shoulders were hilarious

[Zuni]

2. Chick tracts are a riot

they couldn't be any funnier

[realisticphish]

5. i liked the expression on the girl in the middle of the right panel here

[Zuni]

8. I like how he fit in that

we should have bible Study in school.

[Richard Steele]

17. That's the same expression Lil' Suzy's gonna have...

...when her Daddy tells her he just sold her into slavery, as allowed by that same book (Leviticus)!

[realisticphish]

23. i could say something else

REALLY REALLY bad about that expression, but I don't want to get banned :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

3. Oh, Jesus Christ on a unicycle, that's so damn funny,

especially given that they have NO CLUE how pathetically lame they are!

Cute monsters, though.

Redstone

[skypilot]

4. I tried to read the whole thing...

...but then my eyes started glazing over and I began having thoughts about slapping L'il Susy around.

[realisticphish]

7. me too

hell, i'm a christian, but i started reading "but they dont let us read the bible in school anymore, so we don't know what SINS are!" and just started thinking about squirrils

[no name no slogan]

18. Best part is, it IS legal to read a Bible AND pray in public schools!

The courts have been quite clear on this: any student or faculty member can read the Bible or pray in school, as long as they don't force others to do so.

You'd think somebody like Chick would know this stuff by now....:eyes:

[realisticphish]

21. oh, he KNOWS

he doesn't want the "freedom" to pray. he wants compulsary praying. Hey you! you aren't talking to god loud enough! Detention!

[Zuni]

22. Hey, that would hurt his whole propaganda effort

he wouldn't be able to claim that the evil, liberal public school system was trying to destroy Christianity if he admitted that

[Richard Steele]

6. Quote: "If anyone tries to make you gay, stay away from them!"

Is the delusion of a human who would write those words sad, or funny?

I hope it's funny, cuz I'm laughing.

Whatta MORAN!

[sniffa]

10. i Love these guys

[Redstone]

11. Yes, don't let them touch you,

or their GAY COOTIES will jump on you and burrow into your brain...you're a goner if this happen!

Better to just shoot them from a distance...the life you save may be your own!

(Hey, I should send this to those clowns; maybe they'll use it and pay me a commission.)

Redstone

[Zuni]

12. "Because of new laws, she had to bring them into school."

talk about severe homophobia

[realisticphish]

14. gays to the left of me...gays to the right

how the hell do these people function when they think that around every corner is some gay guy that will get gay cooties on you

[okieinpain]

9. wow, covered it pretty good, but why do they always leave out

greed. isn't the camel through a needle/rich man into heaven, in the bible also. why don't they discuss that too.

[realisticphish]

13. blah blah blah

you're just a liberal satanic communist trying to corrupt the true children of god!!!!

:D

[jonnyblitz]

15. "are they queers, Mrs. Henn?"

LMFAO...Mrs. Henn..too funny. :P

[BurtWorm]

16. Jack Chick must know exactly where Heaven is

But he doesn't seem to know where Japan is. Or that there even is a Japan.

[no name no slogan]

19. It sure was nice of him to give us a diagram, though

now I FINALLY know the path that Jeebus took to get to earth. :D

[BurtWorm]

25. Unless that's the path of one of the kids from Family Circus.

:crazy: Jeffy is my Redeemer.

[no name no slogan]

31. Awright, which one of you murdered the son of God?

"Ida Know" :shrug: :dunce:

[BurtWorm]

32. "Not me!"

[China_cat]

20. I wonder why he forgot

Lot knocking up his 2 daughters? Yeah, I know the bible says the girls were to blame, getting him so drunk he didn't know what he was doing but does anybody really buy that? Anybody that's ever been that drunk?

Let's face it, even triple Viagra and a splint won't do any good in that condition.

[bbernardini]

24. I've got to wonder if this isn't an inside joke...

Seriously. It just seems so over-the-top and mind-numbingly stupid that it HAS to be somebody in the company trying to write the worst crap he/she can think of to see if they'll still publish it.

On the other hand, there ARE people that stupid, so it could be for real. :)

[Richard Steele]

27. No "Company", just Jack Chick.

And no, he's not kidding.

[Ellen Forradalom]

26. Tip: Don't read your entire collection

while you're high on angel dust. Friend of mine did that. Bad move.

[no name no slogan]

28. Anybody read why Jack wrote this tract?

There's a link at the bottom of the page. Or you can "Read the shocking truth in Jack's own words."

Apparently Jack didn't know that there were homosexuals in the armed forces back in the 1940s. THE HORROR!

[BurtWorm]

30. You mean Jack Chick wasn't always the suave sophisticated man of the world

we know him as now? :wow:

[livinginphotographs]

29. "Those Sodomites are back, but now they're called Gays!"

Oh, the horror!

[Redstone]

33. Even funnier, in the sidebar on the left, under "things to do,"

there's a link labeled "Meet Jesus."

If you click on it, so you suppose your computer electrocutes you?

Redstone

[Blue-Jay]

34. OH NO!!!! QUEERS!!!!

good god.

[no name no slogan]

37. Please, the proper term is "Sodomites"

Or occassionally "those people" if you're too inbred to pronounce "sodomite". :P

[Beware the Beast Man]

35. I've seen this before. The one guy uncannily looks like Nathan Lane.

Intentional?

[Maddy McCall]

36. The little gay demon thingies are cute!

Someone needs to market them as stuffed animals. :D

[jmowreader]

38. Larry's devil is much cooler than Charles' devil!

I think it's the tongue. Reminds me of one of my cats.