Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

[davidinalameda]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/03/09/national/a143837S30.DTL

A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.


They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.


semen sure makes up for peanut butter

why in the hell would you eat anything sent to you anonymously????

[Lavender Brown]

1. I don't really know what to say about this...

[sui generis]

2. how did he know it was semen?

oh I think I'll just stop on that thought.

[redqueen]

3. Bet that's the most fun he's had whippin up a batch of brownies.

What a sicko!

[liberalhistorian]

4. Well, I could make a crack here about

how the salty taste mixed in with the sweetness should have tipped them off that something wasn't quite right with the brownies, but since I'm a lady I'll refrain from doing so. :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[11 Bravo]

19. A lady who knows it tastes salty, evidently.

:) :toast:

[liberalhistorian]

20. LOL!

Yes, I do, indeed, and that's all I'm gonna say about that! :evilgrin:

[saltpoint]

5. It sounds like a little workshop on problem-solving skills --

-- might be worthwhile.

[Beetwasher]

6. Is That Wrong?

J/K!

"I knew those brownies had a little 'wang' to 'em"

[maheanuu]

10. What did you expect

from a RED State???

[Arkana]

16. I don't think it has anything to do with red state/blue state

it has to do with some severely disturbed kid who shouldn't watch any more National Lampoon movies.

[Blue-Jay]

7. WHO STOLE MY BROWNIE RECIPE!?!?!

eeewwwww.

[Radical Activist]

9. LOL That was just wrong n/t

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. OK, wait a minute

The kid was pissed because somebody put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich, so he resorts to this??? He's 17, not 12....my guess is Mr. Special Brownie Maker has some serious mental issues.


snip

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

end snip

Did he use dog semen, or his own?

[Wickerman]

13. Dog Semen?

now exactly how di... oh, never freakin' mind :crazy:

[Not_Giving_Up]

17. Well, that's what they used in the movie that he claims was his

inspiration!

I know, I don't really want to know either!

[Arkana]

11. Well, there's a guy we should give a cooking show to

:P

[Itchinjim]

12. Hey, I'm trying to eat here!

You gotta post something like this at lunch time?!
Jesus!

[hickman1937]

14. I laughed so hard I hurt myself.

Did he grab a gun or knife, no. Did he get some friends and pulverize and/or hospitalize his enemy, no. I think this was a creative way to show his anger and disgust. Gross, but creative.

[Placebo]

15. I wish I had friends like that.

O8)

[Goathead]

18. If you have to accept pastries from a minor.

Girl scout cookies are the way to go.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

21. In my mind, I am linking this story with

the Michael Jackson trial :P

... you get the rest!

[Left Is Write]

22. Uh....yuck.

Who even THINKS of something like that?