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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-05 02:12 AM
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Jesus is mad and he's blaming it all on me
Gram Rabbit, one of the best new bands I have heard in a long time....

That all aside, it really set's the tone for a rant and a rave....

Today, while visiting one of my clients, I found out about a new product, B to the E. Once again, marketing genius brings us a new concoction that is destined to be devoured by all the mindless yuppie Nigga wanna be's out there in deep suburbia. This new "urban" melding of Red Bull and Budweiser beer, yeeeeee, is foisted on us just because some geeky guy getting his start in the "media" department of some nameless and soulless marketing giant had this bright idea, let's get people drunk and keep them awake at the same time. All this happened while our "hero" was trying to impress the devoid of feeling straight haired pouty mouthed girl/woman with the pierced navel that just walked into the office with the tight sweeter and the even more pointed(less) attitude on life.

Where do people come up with this crap.............

Deep in the throws of a frustrating tax season for me, I am an accountant and a democrat, that's a small club, because I had to spend seven days in the hospital and then six days recovering from my stay in the hospital. Meanwhile, a lot of my tax clients called to ask how I was and Oh by the way, can I drop my taxes off to you today. I wanted to scream, scream I'm in the fuckin' hospital......

Anyone else enjoy Americana Music.........

It's getting late, my eye's hurt like shit, the operation two years ago for early onset cataracts didn't go so well. Maybe being asked to sign a the liability waiver before the operation was even scheduled should have been a clue. Maybe my aunt complaining bitterly after she had the same operation should have been a clue. I can be such a clueless ass hole at times.....

God why do we trust doctors so much....

Just because they spent a few more years in college than the rest of us.......

Glorified Auto Mechanics..........

I wonder who ends up being a proctologists, the guy who's late to the first day of medical school.....

shit, I gotta be the ass doctor.....

I watched the "Biography" channels take on Hunter S. Completely irreverent and thrown together in hap hazard way that would make John Tesh proud......

Speaking of which, I worked with Yanni's sister when I got out of school back in the early 80's. That, my friends. is a brush with fame..............

Fuck it all ......
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