My cat is trying to drink my vodka

[skygazer]

I set a glass on the table and proceeded to pour vodka into it. Oops got interested and came over, trying to lick the vodka as it came out of the bottle. :wtf: I then added lemonade and cranberry and after putting all the fixings back in the frig turned around to find his fuzzy little head buried in my drink, tongue busily working on it.

Great, an alcoholic cat. ~sigh~

[LostInAnomie]

1. Let kitty have a little nip.

What's the worst that could happen? It might sleep more?

[skygazer]

2. Or he might start a brawl with the neighbor cats

Stay out all night yowling and come home at 3 in the morning and pee on the living room rug.

Or is that my husband? :silly:

[LostInAnomie]

3. Nope, that's all me.

Sorry.

[Endangered Specie]

4. and you thought cats throw-up alot sober...

[khashka]

5. Welcome to the club

I used to drink iced tea and vodka and my girl couldn't get enough of it.

She hated human food except for jalapeno bean dip and vodka.

It's a pretty sad turn of events when you have to arm wrestle your cat for the last shot.....

Khash.

[skygazer]

7. What is it with these crazy animals?

He likes artichokes, too, and salads. Actually, he pretty much likes anything that I have. Cat food - well, that's another story.

As long as he keeps his little paws off my smoke... :hippie:

[khashka]

8. Paws off your smoke?.... start praying

I had a female cat who stoled my cigs and hid them under the bed and a male cat who sneaked off with all my "hemp products"

The cats are the real stoners.....


Khash.

[skygazer]

9. They are - and so are dogs

I used to have a Boxer who once snatched a lit doobie out of my hand and scampered off down the hall with it. And a cat who once ate an entire dime bag (remember dime bags?).

Oops doesn't seem to go for the smoke (thank goodness as I'd have to make a hat out of him in that case) but he sure was sucking up the vodka!

[pnorman]

6. I never heard of a cat drinking anything like that!

Not even beer. Dogs yeah, but not raw alcohol. Years back, I had a pet monkey who would AVIDLY drink beer and even sake. But alcohol at that strength is pretty much poison, so I never put THAT to the test.

PS: I've been "dry" myself for the past 25 years.

pnorman

[Sugar Smack]

10. My Sophie likes beer-

I'll pour a little into a shotglass (that says, "My shitty attitude is not your F&%@#$ing problem") and she'll lap some up and go take a nap.