How now, wool-sack, what mutter you? It's Shakespearian Insult Time

[LynneSin]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

For those who need help

[DrGonzoLives]

1. I bite my thumb at you

n/t

[fertilizeonarbusto]

2. Thou foul issue of thy mother's loins

"Richard III"

[KurtNYC]

3. Get thee to a nunnery

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Thou poxy-livered harlot! Away with thee!

[RPM]

5. Quim

is that a shakesperian term, or later?

[khashka]

8. Don't know, but

Erica Jong actually got QUIM as a personalized licence plate before they figured out what it meant :)

Khash.

[SPQR]

6. Eater of broken meats!

[fertilizeonarbusto]

10. Nice avatar

Are you in Pittsburgh, by any chance?

[SPQR]

12. Nope, NYC.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

13. OK, I know

someone that uses SPQR as a handle here.

[khashka]

7. Thou strumpety hedgepig!

Khash.

[dean_dem]

9. "Thou impertinent rough-hewn whey-face!"

You just got soooo told.

[LynneSin]

11. Thou infectious unchin-snouted apple-john! SNAP!!!

:P

[dean_dem]

15. Oh, it is so on.

Thou art baser than a cutpurse! A cutpurse, I say!

[DinahMoeHum]

14. "I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me"

- Beatrice
Much Ado About Nothing (I.i.107–108)