If Famous Children's Books Grew Up

[Arkana]

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Hangover

The Berenstain Bears and the Mean Drunks

Goodnight Moonshine

[punpirate]

1. Oh, my...

... the possibilities are numerous:

Charlotte's Web of Leather and Lace

The Horny Caterpillar

In the Night Kitchen (With a Spoon and a Syringe)

[jpgray]

2. My new life's ambition is to write that In the Night Kitchen parody (nt)

[giant_robot]

3. Dick lost his job at the insurance agency.

Now he sits at the bar drinking scotch.
Drink, Dick, drink!

Jane found her husband in the bedroom with the pool boy.
Jane is calling a vicous divorce attorney.
Sue, Jane, sue!
It's your house now!

[khashka]

4. There was an adult version of Dick and Jane

It was hysterical - divorce, alcoholism, lesbianism, etc.....

My choices:

Carl and The Baby
becomes
Carl Faces Pedophilia Charges

Winnie the Pooh
becomes
Winnie the Shit


Now I feel really dirty and awful.....

Khash.

[giant_robot]

7. Cool! I'll have to look for that book. n/t

[hfojvt]

28. You should feel dirty

Why the negativity?
Winnie the Pooh becomes The Tao of Pooh
Danny and the Dinosaur becomes Daddy the dinosaur
What is so hysterical about divorce and alcoholism?
Is adult life really a decaying underbelly or is there another side of the elephant? I really think I prefer Thomas Kincaide to this kind of art.
Maybe I am just too much a child of the 60s when we thought the forces of love were gonna win.

[JohnKleeb]

5. The Bernstein Bears and the Acid

[madinmaryland]

6. My Pet Goat becomes My President?

banish that thought from your head man!

:scared:

[Left Is Write]

8. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish: My First Acid Trip

[Hatalles]

22. Haha!

[Richard Steele]

9. "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction"

[Frozen Hamster]

25. LOL!

[asthmaticeog]

10. Harold and the Purple Duvet That Looked Fabulous with the Curtains

Curious George in Middle Management

Frog and Toad are Dealers

Harriet the Double-Agent

Rebecca of Sunnybrook Brothel

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. Horton Hires a Ho

[Divameow77]

12. Curious George meets Michael Jackson?

[Richard Steele]

13. "Curious George and the Big Red Button"

[giant_robot]

14. Didn't somebody do a bit called, "Curious George and the Ebola Virus"?

Where did I see that? SNL? MadTV? It was pretty funny.

[Speck Tater]

15. Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher.

[jmm]

16. Harold and the Purple Haze

Where the Wild Things Are: A night in the Red Light District

Next week on Jenny Jones- Are You My Mother?

[BurtWorm]

17. Menage with Dick and Jane

[punpirate]

21. The sequel:

Menage a Trois: Dick and Jane and Spot


Uh, yeah, I even disgust m'self, sometimes.... :)

[BurtWorm]

18. Eloise Gets Evicted from the Plaza

[LeftyMom]

19. Marvin K. Moonie Would You Please Go Back To Crawford Now! nt

[Divameow77]

20. Ramona does Rhode Island

[Hatalles]

23. The Babysitter's Club #592: Girls Gone Wild!

[Seabiscuit]

24. Peter Pan takes a job as a circus barker?

[Frozen Hamster]

26. Curious George & the Bear-trap

The Berenstain Bears & the Poachers

[hfojvt]

27. sounds kinda like "Where the wild things are"

So growing up means alcoholism? What if they grew up into adults instead of 25 year old teenagers?
Maybe something like:
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Root Canal
or
The Berenstain Bears look for a job with benefits
or am I just raining on a perfectly good party?
:party:

[auburngrad82]

29. Goldilocks and the three strike rule

Jack and the Seed and Stems.

The Princess and the Insomnia.

The Three Ham Sandwiches. (What happens when the 3 little pigs grow up)

[TyeDye75]

30. Middle aged, bitter, mutant, ninja turtles.

[obreaslan]

31. Curious George and the Man in the White Lab Coat:

George Makes Cosmetics Safe for Humans.

[arwalden]

32. Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret... And My Lesbian Lover, Janet.

by Judy Blume.