David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist - and I have the proof

[ChoralScholar]

http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml



The Facts First, the obvious.
Add a little beard and a couple of horns -- David Hasselhoff looks like the Devil, doesn't he? And the letters in his name can be rearranged to spell
fad of devil's hash.

What does this mean? Well, Baywatch is David's fad. David is the devil. The Hash is what makes Knight Rider popular in Amsterdam.

(I was actually hoping to make the letters in his name spell out he is of the devil, which would be possible if his middle name was "Ethesis," which it might be. I'm sure his publicist would hide such a middle name if it were true.)

Second -- and most importantly -- David Hasselhoff and his television series were foretold in the Bible. Biblical scholars worldwide may quibble over interpretations, but they all agree on this. For a few telling examples let's skip to the end of the Bible. If any book of the Bible will tell us who the AntiChrist is, it's the Revelation of Saint John, which basically describes the AntiChrist and the Armageddon He causes. I'll just give you the verse, and the current theological interpretation of that verse.

[Zuni]

1. The pic proves it for me

[Damien]

2. that's a cool site

they have a "how evil are you" system administrator's test as well -- I took it a while back, it's great.

[davidinalameda]

3. does that make Pamela Anderson

the Whore of Babylon?