right now, i'm taLking about you behind your back

[sniffa]

ask me anything

[MikeG]

1. As long as it doesn't involve a capital L, I'm safe.

[ChoralScholar]

2. how do you know I'm not facing your direction? EOM

[sniffa]

4. because, i'm Looking thru the window at you

nice comb-over

[auburngrad82]

3. I just turned around and didn't see you

I'm assuming that you're talking about me somewhere other than behind my back. Am I correct in that assumption?

[sniffa]

5. pretty much

i'm 1200 miLes behind your back.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

6. What are you talking about?

My girlish charm? Low alcohol tolerance? That toilet paper stuck to my shoe?

[sniffa]

7. about how hot you are

grrrrrrr

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. Oh pashaw.... not HALF as hottt as you!!

[Debi]

8. They all do

:cry: The price for being so damn popular :cry:

Tell me, what do you envy about me the most?

[sniffa]

9. i envy your shorter name

:cry:

[Debi]

10. I can call you snif from now on

then we'll be even :shrug:

(edited...had an extra f in there)

[sniffa]

12. but then i'm onLy one syLLabLe

and i'LL be jeaLous of your pLurabLes. :cry:

[Debi]

16. We can pronounce it Sn-if

and talk like what-if do-if you-if want-if to-if do-if to-if-night-if Sn-if?

heh-he

[SarahB]

11. So what did you say?

[sniffa]

13. i was just taLking about your odor

:D

[SarahB]

23. Must have been good then.

I'll have you know I've been told by a number of DUers (and elsewhere of course), including one who's never met me in person (don't ask :P), how good I smell.
Go ahead, Sniff me, baby. :D

[sniffa]

24. i sniffed you when i met you

you were nice enough to hoLd your shoe up for me. :P

[SarahB]

25. Hee hee!

I forgot that. :thumbsup:

[xmas74]

15. Cool.

Hope it was something really good and totally untrue-like I'm a slut or something. That's my favorite.

[sniffa]

18. i wouLd never caLL you a sLut

you charge money - that's a whore.
















j/k obviousLy. :x

[xmas74]

22. Thank you!

A whore would make more than I do-thanks for the career advice!

[CatWoman]

17. what does your username mean?

[sniffa]

21. it's 'sniffer' but with a boston accent

i'm a sniffer, of what, i can't teLL you. :P

[fluffernutter]

19. how was your lunch order today?

;)

[sniffa]

20. great

i got up in time to make a sandwich. :D

thank you for asking.