Things You Shouldn't Say To A Friend After A Breakup

[Arkana]

"Dude, it's OK! She doesn't kiss that well."

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. She was too good for you, anyway.

[davidinalameda]

2. look on the bright side

you know you won't be getting that rash any more

[petronius]

3. What's her phone number?

[Corgigal]

4. you mind

if I take her out?

[fit4life]

5. She was cheating on us anyway...

[GOPBasher]

7. LMAO!! That's hilarious. nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Worst $30 I ever spent.

[Freebird12004]

8. He has got *no-nose*

:shrug:

[Debi]

9. Could I have that ring he gave you?

I always thought it was kinda neat and you won't be wearing it anyway.

[WoodrowFan]

10. does that mean you'll sleep with me now? (NT)

[Arkana]

11. Good one!

"So does this mean I can get that menage a trois I've always wanted?"

[WoodrowFan]

12. it's especially effective

if you and your friend are the same gender.

[Arkana]

13. kick, because I know you have more!