Odd Things To Sell Door-To-Door

[Arkana]

"Hi, I'm Tom Ridge--sell you some duct tape and plywood, sir?"

[flvegan]

1. Jesus

Or any other religion.

I mean, c'mon..."Are you saved?"
<Slams door in face>
"Yeah, from you."

[NoPasaran]

2. Liver

[MemphisTiger]

3. If you buy now, you get a free roll of plastic

[fit4life]

4. This is the Steinway Grand Piano.

And if you buy one from me today I'll throw in this book titled "10 Easy Ways To Relieve Severe Back Pain From Moving Heavy Shit" absolutely free!

[CO Liberal]

5. "Albatross!!! Albatross!!!"

:-)

[LiberalEsto]

6. Can I interest you

in a Satanic Bible?

[peekaloo]

7. "No Solicitors" signs.

[zbdent]

8. "Survivor - The Home Game edition"

[kmla]

9. "Hi! I'm Bucky, your friendly door-to-door denture salesman!"

*spoken with a slight whistle when he pronounces an 's', much like Owl of Pooh fame*

[guinivere]

10. Good morning, can I interest you

in a Dingdong Doorbell today?

[ImpeachBush]

11. Hello ... this is Allisandra, just here from Russia ...

... and we'd like to ask you if you're lonely. Nudge, Nudge. Wink, Wink.

You know ... Spam goes live ...

[Schema Thing]

12. Chain Saws. Cops won't quit hassling you. n/t

[arwalden]

13. Inflatable Sex Toys

[Jessica]

14. Doors.

:shrug: