Who is this JimmyJazz guy everyone is talking about?

[Shananigans]

I mean..."he's" some kind of enigma. I wonder if he is hot...single? Maybe he is a chick hiding behind a man's name :)

[achtung_circus]

1. How can you thimk that?

I am sure that any DU member has chosen their name with the utmost respect for veracity. In addition, JimmyJazz has a posting record of extreme sobriety, with a fine sense of what is honourable, what is rational, what is BOOM (head explodes).

[Crankie Avalon]

2. So...

...you walked in for jimmy jazz
I say "he" ain't here, but "he" sure went past
Oh, you're looking for jimmy jazz...

[progmom]

3. He's some kinda enema, alright...

:P

[JimmyJazz]

4. hellloooooo - I can see you!

I am not an enema...I am a human being :o

[progmom]

6. Do I look as good as I think I do?

I think I look sizzling today. Can you confirm this?

[WI_DEM]

5. This person, this enigma, took DU by storm

[progmom]

7. And rocked us like a hurricane.

[JohnKleeb]

8. Its the story of the year

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. My father.

[Debi]

10. JimmyJazz is so last week

I'm all for Sniffa today!!!

[progmom]

12. JimmyJazz is Yesterday & Today

....and Tomorrow

[jswordy]

11. Jimenez Jasquino, alias Jimmy Jazz

Long FBI rap sheet. Highlights:

As a male:

-- Cocaine kingpin, Columbia, 1982-88

-- Second-tier arms merchant to the Euro-Arabian black market, Venezuala, 1988-1996

As a female:

-- Sex change, Mexico City, Mexico, 1997

-- Coyote illegal immigrant smuggler, 1997-2005

-- Supplier, prostitutes to U.S. markets, as a subsidiary of the illegal immigrant trade, 1998-2005

Jasquino is considered hormonally imbalanced, armed and dangerous. S/He has been known to associate with elements of the drug trade, the arms smuggling trade, and the slave trade. Once a CIA informant on competitors during the Columbian Drug Wars, 1985-88. Usually accompanied by 3-5 armed female body guards recruited from past guards of Omar Gaddafi. 

[flvegan]

13. Odd taste in music, though.

Hates good punk, loves Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson. That's the JJ we all know and love.

[progmom]

14. Yeah, the day JimmyJazz revealed a fondness for the Anita Kerr singers

...was the day I had to seriously re-examine our relationship.