Urban Legends about Bill Clinton debunked! (Add your favorites!)

[BikeWriter]

Bill Clinton did not commit the Original Sin!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Bill Clinton did not cause the Watergate scandal

[BikeWriter]

3. He was also conspicuously absent from the Mount when Jesus was crucified.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Interesting. He also didn't serve on the Western Front in WWI

[Rabrrrrrr]

48. He's been dodging the draft since the attack on Troy

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Bill Clinton did not head up the Khmer Rouge

However the hell it's spelled.

[BikeWriter]

6. He did not fly airplanes into the World Trade Center!

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Bill Clinton did not invent the internets.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Bill Clinton was not Ashurbanipal's general

[Ilsa]

8. Bill CLinton did not duel with and kill Alexander Hamilton! n/t

[johnnie]

9. Bill Clinton was NOT the first person to have sex.

I think that rumor should be squashed already.

[NewJeffCT]

44. And, he probably was not the first to get a B/J

Though, some Republicans still think that is true.

[Cooley Hurd]

10. Bill Clinton did NOT eat my baby...

The @#$%& DINGO ate my baby!

[BikeWriter]

11. Bill Clinton did not attack Pearl Harbor!

[Redstone]

33. Nor did he rape Nanking!

Redstone

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

78. GRAH!!!

I saw your subject and I was gonna write, "That's cause the dingo ate your baby."

But you beat me to it.

:-/

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. GRAH!!!

I saw your subject and I was gonna write, "That's cause the dingo ate your baby."

But you beat me to it.

:-/

[meegbear]

12. Bill Clinton did not start the Black Plague in Europe

[Brewman_Jax]

13. Bill Clinton does not cause traffic slowdowns

[KitchenWitch]

14. Bill Clinton is not my baby daddy

[LynneSin]

15. Bill Clinton did not put razors in apples & give them as Halloween treats

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Bill Clinton did not cause the blizzard of '78.

[calico1]

17. Bill Clinton did not kill

Kennedy....or MLK....or RFK.

[trotsky]

18. Bill Clinton did not kidnap the Lindbergh baby.

So stop saying that!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Bill Clinton was not Jack the Ripper

And it wasn't Ted Kennedy who hid his identity.

[KitchenWitch]

20. Bill Clinton did not cause the Hindenburg disaster

[LynneSin]

21. Billie Clinton is not my lover, he's just a guy who claims that I am the 1

But the kid is not my son
He says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

At least that's what Michael Jackson is saying

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. Bill Clinton did not order Kristy Alley to jump in the Indian Ocean

last December.

*DUCKS!!!*

[Left Is Write]

41. Bill Clinton did not force Oliver North to lie.

[BikeWriter]

23. Bill Clinton is not a member of a satanic cult!

[calico1]

24. Bill Clinton did not cause the blackout

of 1965!

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Bill Clinton did not start the great Chicago fire.

[trotsky]

36. Wait a sec... you sure about that? Because I got this e-mail...

;-)

[BikeWriter]

101. That was a cover up by the mad cow.

[LynneSin]

26. Bill Clinton did not forget about Poland

That's him with the Polish President on the left - see, he remembered!

[BikeWriter]

27. Bill Clinton did not conceal hypodermic syringes in theater seats!

[ET Awful]

28. Bill Clinton did NOT finance Imelda Marcos' shoe collection with US taxes

:)

[calico1]

29. Bill Clinton did not cause the stock market

crash of 1929! Why do people keep saying that?!

[Brewman_Jax]

30. Bill Clinton did not fire the Shot Heard 'Round the World

n/t

[Burma Jones]

31. Bill Clinton did not create HIV in a Laboratory

To kill off undesirables........

[alittlelark]

71. HE did not..... what about the rest of them?

....just askin'........

[BikeWriter]

32. Bill Clinton did not curse his Secret Service agents.

[Ilsa]

34. BC did not engineer Bubonic plague!

[Ilsa]

35. BC did not cause the space shuttle disasters!

[BikeWriter]

37. Bill Clinton did not kill Jimmy Hoffa.

[johnnie]

38. Bill Clinton did not sign Vanilla Ice to

..his first recording contract.

[meegbear]

39. Bill Clinton did not play the cowbell on "Don't Fear the Reaper"

[LynneSin]

45. Are you sure - that looks like Bill Clinton

- cowbell player



They look alike

[meegbear]

46. True,and that's how it's started.

[LynneSin]

47. JFK's advice to Bill was "More Cowbell"?

:shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

40. Bill Clinton did not put the final nail in Christ's cross

It was the 2nd or 3rd nail he did.

[BiggJawn]

42. Clinton didn't kill Cock Robin. Or cause "The Heartbreak of Psoriasis"

[Brewman_Jax]

43. Bill Clinton did not steal the Maltese Falcon

n/t

[BikeWriter]

49. Bill Clinton did not murder Marilyn Monroe.

[ChoralScholar]

50. he did not write the book of love, nor did he

put the BOMP in the BOMP-du-BOMP-du-BOMP

[nytemare]

136. But, he did put the bang in the walla walla bing bang

:)

[Arkana]

51. Bill Clinton did NOT open the Ark of the Covenant

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Bill Clinton did not shoot J.R., nor did he kill Kenny.

[El Fuego]

53. Bill Clinton did not cause the extinction of the dinosaurs

[tjwash]

54. Bill Clinton did not cause the recent tsumani

nt

[BikeWriter]

55. Bill Clinton did not weaken the US military and cause 911.

[BikeWriter]

56. Bill Clinton did not shipwreck the SS Minnow.

[BikeWriter]

57. Bill Clinton did not invade Iraq.

[BikeWriter]

58. Bill Clinton was never in the oil business with the bin Laden family.

[CanuckAmok]

59. Bill Clinton did not invent the interstate toll both.

[BikeWriter]

60. Bill Clinton did not cause the record bush budget deficit.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

61. Bill Clinton did not lie about falsifying intelligence to invade Iraq n/t

[beyurslf]

62. Bill Clinton is NOT hiding Iraq's WMD

[Parrcrow]

63. Bill Clinton did not frame Roger Rabbit

[Frozen Hamster]

131. And he didn´t feel up Jessica Rabbit

[BikeWriter]

64. Bill Clinton did not schedule four war games for 911.

[JohnKleeb]

65. Bill Clinton is NOT the Lindburgh baby

[CanuckAmok]

66. Bill Clinton did not start the current epidemic of oral sex among teens*

*A freeper I know actually said he did.

"current epidemic of oral sex among teens"? I'm so-o-o-o there!

[BikeWriter]

67. Bill Clinton was not "deep throat" of Watergate fame.

[CanuckAmok]

140. but he may know *A* 'deep throat' or two.

[VOX]

68. Bill Clinton was not the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

:kick:

[CanuckAmok]

70. oh, weird coincidence!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2798116#2798375

[VOX]

72. Whoa!

I swear I did not see that! :scared:

[mark414]

69. Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations, with that woman...

oh wait...:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

73. Bill Clinton did not send poison letters to Democratic politicians.

[FreedomFry]

74. Bill Clinton did not put firecrackers in frogs' anuses and explode them

He left that bit of sadistic "terra" to his successor in the White House.

[BikeWriter]

75. Bill Clinton did not sign an oath to fly for the Champagne Squadron"

for five years.

[NomoBreaks]

76. Bill Clinton is not Jeff Gannon's father

nm

[BikeWriter]

77. Bill Clinton did not spend August pre 911 clearing brush.

[BikeWriter]

80. Bill Clinton did not design the Titantic.

[ProfessorGAC]

83. Maybe Not, But He Put The Iceberg In The Way

And, i have photos to prove it!
The Professor

[BikeWriter]

144. Be careful or Starr will have you produce them in court!

[Zuni]

81. Bill Clinton did not rape and pillage Rome

[livinginphotographs]

82. Bill Clinton does not torture and kill live baby songbirds.

Bill Clinton also does not believe that their blood keeps him young and fertile.

[ProfessorGAC]

84. That's Not What I Heard

I suppose you can prove that assertion. I know i've heard people say he DOES torture and kill baby songbirds. Well, maybe not kill them, but i'm pretty sure they said torture. It was on the radio so it has to be true!
The Professor

[livinginphotographs]

87. Well, some people say....

n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

88. Oh, Couldn't Prove Your Assertion, Huh?

'Course i don't need to 'cuz i heard it on the radio. Some guy named Rush, or somethin'.
The Professor

[livinginphotographs]

92. Of course I can prove it!

Here's some websites to check:

newsmax.com

worldnetdaily.com

washingtontimes.com

freerepublic.com

Just do a search.

[ProfessorGAC]

93. Hey, I'll Check Those Out

Those seem like credible sources. (Snarf.)
The Professor

[BikeWriter]

85. Bill Clinton did not force rush to take oxycontin.

[LynneSin]

86. Bill Clinton never propositioned a woman with a Falafel and Loofa sponge

:eyes:

[BikeWriter]

89. Bill Clinton did not keep MJ from appearing in court.

[BigMcLargehuge]

90. Bill Clinton's Penis did not go off on an atomic fueled rampage

in downtown Tokyo.

Bill Clinton's penis does not moonlight as Gwar's Cuttlefish of Cthulu.

Bill Clinton did not win the Nathan's Hot Dog eating challenge.

[LeftyMom]

91. Bill Clinton does not run a chain of Satanic day care centers. nt

[BikeWriter]

94. Bill Clinton did not trash the Constitution for "Homeland Security."

[livinginphotographs]

95. Bill Clinton is not responsible for this rash I have on my genitals.

Or maybe he is....

[BikeWriter]

96. Bill Clinton did not do drugs with Elvis.

[catzies]

97. Bill Clinton's not my lover, he's just a guy who claims that I am the one

but the kid is not his son.

[Parrcrow]

98. Bill Clinton is not hiding weapons of mass destruction

[BikeWriter]

99. Bill Clinton is not responsible for Mt. St. Helena erupting.

[BikeWriter]

100. Bill Clinton did not invent New Coke.

[BikeWriter]

102. Bill Clinton did not make Ann Coulter ugly.

[NNadir]

106. Are you sure about that?

[BikeWriter]

108. I think her mom made her that way. ;-(

[BikeWriter]

103. Bill Clinton refused to back the Project for a New American Century.

[BikeWriter]

104. Bill Clinton did not fiddle while Rome burned.

[NewJeffCT]

113. He did give them the match to start the fires, though

At least that's what I heard.

[DrZeeLit]

105. Bill Clinton did not release alligators into the sewers.

[BikeWriter]

107. Bill Clinton's family did not finance the Nazis.

[BikeWriter]

109. Bill Clinton is not a gay prostitute.

[Allenberg]

110. Bill Clinton did not inject Mark McGwire in the buttocks with steroids.

[LosinIt]

150. No, but I heard that he wanted to

[BikeWriter]

111. Bill Clinton is not an alcoholic.

[fujiyama]

112. Bill Clinton

did not inhale.

and Bill Clinton is not Hitler.

[hyphenate]

114. Bill Clinton was NOT the Boston Strangler! eom

[Bertha Venation]

115. Bill was not the first prez to get blown in the Oval Office and won't be

the last. :eyes:

[hyphenate]

116. He didn't invent

twinkies, ding dongs or other cholesterol and trans-fat laden snack foods!

[Ilsa]

117. Bill Clinton did not cause the deadly European Heat Wave of 2003.

[myrna minx]

118. Bill Clinton is not responsible for the salting of Carthage. n/t

[myrna minx]

119. Bill Clinton did not commit the White chapel murders. n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

120. Bill Clinton did not cause the eruption of Vesuvius, destroying Pompeii

[LynneSin]

121. Bill Clinton did not shoot a man just to watch him die

:D

[sleipnir]

122. Bill Clinton is not the Walrus.

[nytemare]

138. He is the Eggman, though!

:)

[BikeWriter]

123. Bill Clinton did not read a little goat book while New York burned.

[BikeWriter]

124. Bill Clinton has never done a flounce on DU.

[Beer Snob-50]

125. bill clinton does not kidnap homeless people for lab experiments

[Zuni]

126. Bill Clinton did not rape and mutilate a Penguin

[BikeWriter]

127. Bill Clinton did not steal anyone's kidney and leave them in a tub of ice.

[KamaAina]

128. Bill Clinton did not cause the sinking of the continent Atlantis.

Or Lemuria, for that matter, so stop saying that!

[BikeWriter]

129. Bill Clinton was the greatest conservative President we ever had.

[B Calm]

130. Bill Clinton does not have a 6 incher. I've heard it's a 10 inch Mr Chubby

[Frozen Hamster]

132. Bill Clinton's mother was not a hamster

Neither did his father smell of elderberries.

[SKKY]

133. Bill Clinton didn't screw Paris Hilton in that video...

[nytemare]

134. Bill Clinton did not "wag the dog" when he attacked Afghanistan

around the time of dealing with Monica. There was this dude there, see, named Osama, see?

[CanuckAmok]

135. Bill Clinton did not cancel the original Star Trek

[CanuckAmok]

137. Bill Clinton did not buy a baby gator and flush it when it got too big

[CanuckAmok]

139. Bill Clinton did not sign a non-aggression pact with Stalin

[Cannikin]

141. Bill Clintion did not violate the sanctity of my marriage.

[BikeWriter]

142. Bill Clintion did not use napalm on Fallujah.

[BikeWriter]

143. Bill Clinton does not cause acne.

[leftofthedial]

145. Bill Clinton was not one of the children

in the Ma and Pa Kettle movies.

His penis, however, was featured in the, er, climactic scene in "Behind the Green Door."

[BikeWriter]

146. Bill Clinton did not design the Edsel.

[BikeWriter]

147. Bill Clinton did not kill OJ's wife.

[ComerPerro]

148. Bill Clinton did not murder Spiderman's girlfriend, Gwen Stacy

It was this guy:

[Borgnine]

149. Bill Clinton did not break up the Beatles.

Bill Clinton did not create, produce, or write for "Cop Rock."

Bill Clinton did not cancel the original Star Trek.

Bill Clinton did not discover Paulie Shore.

[Frozen Hamster]

151. Bill Clinton is not responsible for any movie with more than one sequel

[rfkrfk]

152. Bill Clinton is not his own grandfather

[BikeWriter]

153. Bill Clinton is not the antiChrist.

[BikeWriter]

154. Bill Clinton is not the antiPasto.

[BikeWriter]

155. . Bill Clinton did not alienate "old Europe."

[UrbScotty]

156. Bill Clinton did NOT cause Charles to propose to Camilla. (nt)

[Hardrada]

157. Bill Clinton was never aboard the Hindenburg

[BikeWriter]

158. Bill Clinton did not puke in the Japanese Prime Minister's lap.

[Orsino]

159. Bill Clinton did *not* choose the theme song for Enterprise!

[BikeWriter]

160. Bill Clinton did not cause $2.00 a gallon gasoline.