Two questions

[RagingInMiami]

> Question 1:
>
> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
> already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
> mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
> recommend that she have an abortion?
>
> Read the next question before looking at the response
> for this one.
>
>
> Question 2:
>
> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
> vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
> candidates.
>
>
> Candidate A.
> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
> with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
> chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
>
>
> Candidate B.
> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
> used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey
> every evening.
>
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> Candidate C.
> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
> doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
> cheated on his wife.
>
> Which of these candidates would be your choice?
> Decide first .. no peeking, then scroll down for the
> response.
>
>
>
>
>
>
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>
>
> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
>
>
>
> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
> question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
>
>

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I thought Roosevelt drank bourbon everyday

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. No, Roosevelt was a big Martini guy - he was into the Dirty Martini

A Martini that has a splosh of olive juice in it.

[Schema Thing]

3. If I abort Beethoven and Hitler both, it works out fine.

Quit your whining you damn classical music fanatics!