Harlequin Romance Titles You'll Never See

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Gilligan's Passion

Enchantment's Toothless Grin

Hot Flashes to Ashes, Lust to Dust



Bring 'em on!

[Lone Pawn]

1. For honesty...

The Middle-Aged Sexually-Frustrated Housewife's Tale.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Sounds like a winner

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Porch Couch Yearnings

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Hmm...

Makes the would-be reader wonder who has to sleep on the porch couch, and why. I like it!

[underpants]

3. The Butt Ugly groundskeeper and the Lady

:bounce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Beguiled by His Farts

[fit4life]

6. "Seduced By His Back Hair"

"He Loves My Stretch Marks"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Hahahahaha!

Especially the stretch marks one!

[Aiptasia]

8. His tattoos were spelled correctly...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. ...but over the years they expanded and faded

until MOM seemed to drip from his elbow...

[Beaverhausen]

10. Laughlines and Love Handles

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. And that's a true story!

A colleague of mine was recently telling me that she's angry with her husband, because he promised her he wouldn't get out of shape and grow paunchy.

Poor guy...

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. "This book is artfully literate"

[Liberal Veteran]

16. Beguiled by Beer Gut...

:D

[fit4life]

12. The Garbage Man is Coming...

And I'm Feeling Trashy!

[On the Road]

25. I Like That One!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. LOL!

Good one!

[latebloomer]

65. Reminds me of a song

written by my old boyfriend, Willie "Loco" Alexander, the "Boston godfather of punk"-

Went something like this-

"I wanna be your garbage man
I wanna be your garbage man
Wanna get your nasties, get your nasties
All over my hands
Wanna stay in your street
Wanna stay in your street
Wanna stay in your street
I wanna bang your cans
I wanna be
Your garbage man. . . "

[DS1]

13. The Undertaker always rings twice

:D

[DS1]

15. Once for the body, and once for the stiffy

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. Necrophiliac's Landing

Set in New Orleans ca. 1840. :beer:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. "His buckle had his name in steel"

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. "For Whom the Belly Rolls"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. The movie will star

Kirstie Allie and George Clooney, who will gain 85 pounds during the course of the movie.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. "She Joined the Mile High Club then Died of Anthrax"

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. "For the Want Of Scat"

[DS1]

21. Splendor in the Ass

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. LOL!! "Wide Was Her Body"

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. "A Cleveland Steamer In Buloxi"

[musette_sf]

24. "Diminished Expectations"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. Followed by the sequel...

Pulverized Expectations

[DS1]

26. Listening to my Ankles - My story about modern romance

[underpants]

33. LOL

"The Pencil****ed Knight"

I have to hurry and post before this gets locked

[fit4life]

27. The Viagra Kid And His Not-So-Trusty Steed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Adulteress Liminal Encounters Effervesce Destructively

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Sweaty Garbagemen Explore Their Sexuality

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Gin-Driven Melee At Home

[Liberal Veteran]

31. Syphillic Seduction

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. It Puts the Lotion on its Skin

[underpants]

35. The Agoraphobic Young Widow

[underpants]

37. "Gin Soaked Whispers"

[underpants]

38. The Amber Frey Story

[underpants]

39. "I offered him everything but he only took my purse"

[underpants]

41. "Fat chicks in Drama Class die alone"

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. ROTFL!!

:yourock:

[underpants]

49. -

I've got tears in my eyes from laughter reading these

[underpants]

42. "Of all the weeks I had to meet a boffo stud"

[bleedingheart]

43. "The Batteries Died"

[underpants]

44. "'Bulldog' offering me softballs"

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. "I was a 23 year old teacher, he was my teen student, I stayed celibate."

[BiggJawn]

50. Damn! I'm living that last one!

"Hot Flashes to Ashes, Lust to Dust" yep, got the t-shirt....:-(

"Prelude to a Free Clinic Visit"

"The Slack Belly of Desire"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. LOL "Prelude to a Free Clinic Visit"

:D

[BiggJawn]

69. "The Tropic of Herpes"

:D

[SOteric]

51. The Princess and the Drooling Poltroon.

[underpants]

52. It's Payday and Johnny has been to "the store"

[SOteric]

54. Babette the Stripper's Holiday in Venice.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

58. I saw an employment ad for exotic dancers in the Pennysaver

It said they can make $1,000 a night.

Venice wouldn't be out of line with that kind of salary! :D

[SOteric]

55. The Moonlit Superbowl.

[DS1]

61. Is this what the bookcover looks like?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

56. Flatulent Fantasy

[dean_dem]

57. "A Lapdance to Remember"

Seriously, this is the funniest thread I've seen in the Lounge in a while.

[underpants]

64. -

Yes it is. Bookmarking for the "Funniest thread" thread at the end of the year.

[fit4life]

59. The Gardener's Micropenis

[GoddessOfGuinness]

60. Full Moon, Red Tide

oh my...

[DS1]

62. Backseat Vinyl - A Downhome Southern tale of Planted Cars, sweaty

encounters, and a mysterious engine block.

[fit4life]

63. He's Black, I'm White, My Family Loves Him

[fit4life]

66. Cellulite Fantasies

[fit4life]

67. He's In The Mood and I'm Out of Flour

Large-print edition

[JimmyJazz]

68. Savage Blister

[Sufi Marmot]

70. You guys are going to love this link...

Romance novel cover art from Memepool. Well, I thought it was funny...

-SM

[Rabrrrrrr]

71. ROTFL!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

73. The link seems to be down

at the moment. Have to check it out later... :hi:

[Zuni]

72. A Lady and Her Bidet

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

74. Proctological Paramour

[KittyWampus]

75. Tea & Syphilis

[Rabrrrrrr]

76. Looking for Mr. Goodbar's Penis

[Rabrrrrrr]

77. Morning Sickness for Daisy, or Slowly She Vomited

[regularguy]

78. Not Without My Makeup.