Post a picture of yourself holding a common household item:

[RandomKoolzip]

Here's me and my phone (and my drinking glass). I am wearing a tuxedo because it's an excuse to wear an ascot:



Fun!

[democracyindanger]

1. With the technology available to the average computer user today

I am going to magnify and enhance the numbers of the Neiman Marcus credit card on your desk.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Whaddya mean "MY" Neimann Marcus card?

That's the card I boosted off an old lady's cold, cold corpse outside on the flophouse sidewalk.

Sometimes I wish someone WOULD steal my identity. The one I've got sucks (And I forgot to keep the receipt!)

[orleans]

40. LOL

i'm still laughing!

(and by the way, when you do get those numbers...be sure to post them!)

:party:

[short bus president]

2. here's me holding the chin of an unenthusiastic dog:

[Richardo]

4. He looks like he's being crushed under Earth's powerful gravity...

Was he born on Phobos? Deimos perhaps? :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I understand the tuxedo. But why are you wearing a "soul patch?"

It makes you look like an ass.

The ass of an art critic, to be specific.

A Houston art critic.

Named "James."

[RandomKoolzip]

6. It beats the "all denim" and "sideburn/bowlcut" miasma you was rockin'

last year, Smurfette.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Tony Stevens would KILL for that look, Koolzip.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. It made YOU look like a sperm-killer, doofwad.

Thank Jah you've begun the painful process of using a razor on your face. Who cares if it's fifteen years too late!

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I think I killed many a sperm that night.

For instance, I would not be surprised if you an SotB Paul are now sterile.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. So THAT'S where Saddam hid his WMDs!

In Al Hedge's sphinc! I knew I could smell sarin in the air.....

[sui generis]

8. is that the same thing as a flavor saver?

[RandomKoolzip]

16. I prefer to call it my "Soup Mitt."

[evlbstrd]

9. Soul Patch?

I believe the correct term is Imperial.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Is that like a Van Dyke?

I know it ain't a soul patch, because I have no soul.

[NoSheep]

48. I thought it was "soul tooth".

:shrug:

[CatWoman]

14. Austin

you're as cute as a button!!!

I had no idea :loveya:

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Why thank you!

Unfortunately, since this pic cuts me off below the waist, you can't see that I have elephantitis of the shins and an extra elbow protruding from my right hip.

Ugly!

[tigereye]

17. weird, you look a lot like my old bass player

before he grew up! ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

20. I might BE your old bass player...you didn't change your name from "Ann"

did you? (I used to be in a riot grrl band with a woman named Ann)

[tigereye]

46. no

he's in his late 30s now. ;)

[Ladyhawk]

18. Is this a common household item?

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Hmm. Well, define "common."

Nice baby snake!

[Ladyhawk]

22. Corn snakes are rather common, wouldn't you say? :)

She's an Okeetee. :)

[JohnKleeb]

21. That was you? Hedges posted a picture of that

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I know. He has an obsession with my soul patch.

I think it resembles a pubic thatch to him, and thus.....the obsession.


Perv.

[JohnKleeb]

29. I really had no idea that was you

:). ha, gotta love the patch. BTW if you wanna bug hedges, just tease get nonameneeded on him.

[barackmyworld]

24. Horror before finals last year

We had a sleepover in the library. This is me apathetic towards my chem notebook (but I HAD to keep studying cause I had an F, grr)


or...if this one will let me remote link, it's another formal themed pic:

[RandomKoolzip]

25. That second link doesn't work.

I'm sure you're tired of DUers telling you that you're attractive, so I won't.


Are those velvet pants, by the way?


Chemistry sucks. I pursued a degree in sophistry (never graduated)

[barackmyworld]

26. Velour, actually

Have you not seen the massive popularity of velour pants among girls? They're awesome. I think J Lo started it.

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Nah. I'm still processing the sudden popularity of hoop skirts

and letter sweaters. My ability to grok fashion trends got stalled and started hovering somewhere over 1957.


Hence the ascot in my pic.




(They're nice pants.)

[Radical Activist]

28. Hey, you have dorky Lisa Loeb type glasses

Very hot.

[RandomKoolzip]

30. I must agree.

I'm much more attracted to women with glasses than to the unspectacled.

[JohnKleeb]

31. There are some very pretty women with glasses

Though I really dont care.

[Radical Activist]

32. For me, it depends

on the woman and the type of glasses. I definitely like the stereotypical Lisa Loeb look though.

[barackmyworld]

47. I prefer to attribute my inspiration to Rivers Cuomo

he made them cool WAY before she did!

[Radical Activist]

53. I'll admit I had to google that name

Was Weezer really around before Lisa Loeb? I forgot. Good band though. Perhaps you're biased toward your fellow or former classmate.

[sniffa]

51. random won't say it, but i wiLL

damn, you're hot!

nice pants too. :P

[HEyHEY]

33. Just before the police came

[RandomKoolzip]

34. Wait a minute: you drink?!?

I had no idea!

[HEyHEY]

35. That's what it said on the appearence order

[orleans]

42. hunter? is it really you?

[EC]

36. Me holding my knee up to stretch it ....

[fleabert]

37. Me at 14 and about 4, I got a slinky both years for my b-day!

I had on waaaaay too much eyeliner! I think it was from the night before, that's the year I started drinking... I still look like a dork!

[RandomKoolzip]

38. Honestly? As a child: Cute.

As a teenager: Frightening.

[fleabert]

39. oh- I know. I know.

no surprise here darlin'!

I think we need an ugly picture contest...my pre-teen and early teen pics would do well.

[orleans]

41. oh, don't listen to him

you're adorable! (and i mean that in a purely platonic way)

[fleabert]

44. oh, ida know...I think i look pretty bad! but thanks!

butterfly clip, too much makeup, and really bad tank top & shorts!

now the younger pic...I am super cute! :-) Here's another pic to cement the opinion...

actually, I think the slinky pic was from my 13th bday, since this is from 8th grade and the hair is the same. I just hadn't gotten rid of the braces yet in this one...

[Ladyhawk]

43. Kind of a "sad" one...

I'm holding a little Democratic donkey right after the election in November. I think a Democratic donkey might be more common a household item than a corn snake, but I'm just guessing.

Yes, I had been crying. I thought it was a poignant picture, if nothing else. :shrug: Maybe it's just a silly picture of a red-faced woman with no makeup who had just been crying her eyes out. :)

[fleabert]

45. I think I remember seeing that just after Nov. really poignant. :-(

[Bertha Venation]

49. Bertha Holding a Common Household Item:

[Worst Username Ever]

50. That's me holding the camera (on the right)

[SarahB]

52. You can't tell, but I have chili all over my fingers here...