I'm 18 posts away from 900. Ask me anything!

[CubsFan1982]

I am available to answer ALL your queries. :D

[Crankie Avalon]

1. How will it all end?

[CubsFan1982]

2. With a heartwarming wedding between Ben Affleck and Nancy Reagan.

Hell will have then frozen over. :P

[tjwmason]

3. That sounds scary

I think I would almost prefer fundyesque brimstone and fire from the sky.

Is there any way I can avoid this terrible fate?

[CubsFan1982]

7. Smite as many abortionists and sodomites as you can!

:P

[tjwmason]

9. I'm gay

So should I start by smiting myself?

If so, is there any particularly recommended method?

[CubsFan1982]

12. In that case, self-flagellation is preferred.

But the abortionists still must be smited. Go to it! :P

[tjwmason]

13. I better do the abortionists first

The self-flagellation sounds like such fun, I might get distracted.

[TyeDye75]

6. Ive always wondered

when hell freezes over...will it be opened for ice skating.

My nearest rink is a good 45 minutes away...

[CubsFan1982]

8. Yes.

Bring your skates! :D

[PROGRESSIVE1]

4. Did you know that I'm several thousand posts past 900?

[CubsFan1982]

5. I did not know that.

Congratulations! :D

[Allenberg]

10. How jealous are you of Red Sox fans?

:D

[CubsFan1982]

11. My AL team is the Red Sox...

So I was happy when they won. This year, the Cubs will sweep the Yanks 4-0 to win the World Series. You can write it down. :D

[newyawker99]

14. Come on CubsFan!! I am waiting for you!

:bounce:

[CubsFan1982]

15. Sorry, I just got so caught up in talking about self-flagellation.

:P

[CubsFan1982]

16. Any more questions?

:D

[Crankie Avalon]

17. OK, White House Correspondent for Talon News, here...

...to ask some hard-hitting questions of you.


Did you think these "tighty-whiteys" made me look fat?

[CubsFan1982]

18. No, they make you look like a whore.

Are you the "man date" the President talks about so much? :P

[Crankie Avalon]

21. So long as he pays me my $200 an hour...

...he can get "man dated" as much as he wants.

By the way, I'm the one asking the questions, here!

Now, then...


How much should I charge him for kissing my head like that?

[CubsFan1982]

23. Hmm.

I'd say $75 a peck is reasonable considering how much he likes to do that. :P

[Crankie Avalon]

31. Once he pays for what he's doing in THIS photo...

...he'll double the national deficit...AGAIN.

[Lautremont]

19. No, I'M 18 posts away from 900! (nt)

[CubsFan1982]

20. No, you're 17 posts away.

:D

[Lautremont]

22. So I am!

...oops...

[tjwmason]

24. And you're three away

Should I drink gin and tonic, or dry martini?

[CubsFan1982]

26. Actually, it's one.

And drink both. Who am I to stop ya? :toast:

[tjwmason]

27. Good idea the more the merrier.

:toast:

And will be able to toast your achievement too.

[CubsFan1982]

28. Drink up! 900!!!!!!!!!!!!

:toast: :party:

[beyurslf]

25. Looks like you are 2 away.... how does it feel? Getting nervous? :)

[CubsFan1982]

29. I'm already there!

Now I'm only 99 posts away from 1,000! :D

[Bluzmann57]

30. Have you been a Cubs fan since 1982?

It's the Cubs year! Damn I can dream can't I?

[CubsFan1982]

33. Well, technically since 1984.

That was when I was taken to my first game at Wrigley. What my grandparents were thinking taking me at that age to watch a ball game in the bleachers, I have no idea, but I've been a dedicated Cubs fan ever since.

Oh, 1982? That's the year I was born.

[northzax]

32. why are you so obsessed with numbers?

do you think that attaining some numerical plane will -abracadabra- make your life meaningful, while simultaneously increasing your attraction for members of the sex of your choice?

cause it won't.

[CubsFan1982]

34. Yes.

:P