Museum of Bad Album covers with some great new stuff!

[LynneSin]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm

[displacedtexan]

1. Those are hilarious!

Thanks!

I needed the laugh!

[tridim]

2. Gawd that's funny

That almost beats the old set for hilarity.

Ken.. I request that you change out of that leisure suit and get a haircut.

What goes on at a Tijuana picnic anyway? Honestly, I never expect KFC in Mexico. Maybe illegal fireworks and hookers, but not original recipe.

[LynneSin]

11. What happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana even with Colonel Sanders

:shrug:

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

3. the exciting sounds of model car racing

i think letterman played that on his show once back during the 80s

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I had that record.

Seeing that they also had a single called "suvival of the fattest," I don't think the cover was meant to be serious.

[Kikosexy2]

4. "Living...

with Lesbians" and "Tijuana Picnic"--hahahhahahaa--hilarious! They must have some really cheesey stuff--love it.

[LynneSin]

8. I love this one - for the owners of gay dogs everywhere

[redqueen]

5. hahahahahaha

Hilarious!

I'm stealin' this!

[underpants]

7. The Lesbian Power Authority?

Ken by request only

Too funny

[LynneSin]

9. ...just add water

[tigereye]

51. aw but those Alix Dobkin and Olivia records are classics!

I still have my Lavender Jane Loves Women album somewhere... it's very purple.

[skypilot]

10. The dude on the "Understand Your'e Swede cover...

...looks like he could be a serial killer. So does "Ken". And I don't even know where to begin with Dan Butler and Louie.

[Worst Username Ever]

13. Why is his wife wearing a mini skirt in the middle of winter?

I see, however, why they have so many kids ;-)

[skypilot]

15. LOL!!

I thought the same thing. I hope that's a bag full of Trojans he's carrying.

[LynneSin]

17. Well we know why he's carrying the axe

:eyes:

[Cush]

19. and the bag is full of people parts

[skypilot]

25. On second thought...

...it could be a sock full of oranges.

[tridim]

21. Why is HE wearing a ski sweater in the Summer?

What is it about that cover makes you think it's winter besides his sweater? :D

[Worst Username Ever]

27. Hm, good point.

Some sort of "androgenous" season? All things at once? The sweater + the white ground made me think of winter, but it could be that the white is just a neutral background, and it is indeed summer. Now you got't me all confused.

[tridim]

30. It looks like a beachfront vacation home to me.

Note the palm trees.

Another question.. Who is the "Swede"? The dude, or the prancing family he's about to grind up in the wood chipper? I guess the only way to find out is to buy the album. :)

And is it, "Understand You Are Swede"? or "Understand Your Swede"? So many questions.

[Worst Username Ever]

32. Nah, those are the bottoms of pine trees (look in the background too)

Come to think of it, all the girls are wearing short skirts. What the hell kind of family is this??

[LynneSin]

33. A family that does not believe in birth control

Personally he looks like he is ready for #10 child

[Worst Username Ever]

34. It's the miniskirt, that wife knows what she's doing!

WOMEN!
:P

[tridim]

31. More on Jimmy Jenson

And yes, this is real:

http://www.lunchwithcasey.com/jimmy_jenson_cd.html


Cut list:
Christmas Goos
Yingle Bells
Sweet Ingeborg
Yenson from Minnesota
Life in the Finnish Woods
Orange Blowwom Special
Daddy Played First Base
The Billboard Song
Camp Kookamonga
Walkin' in My Winter Underwear
I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
Yingle Bell Rock
Listen to a Country Swede
The Rangers Waltz
Yo Ho Hildas Christmas
Money Marbles and Chalk
The Auctioneer Song
Yohn Yohnsons Wedding
Snowmobilers Dream
Out Behind the Barn

[Enraged_Ape]

12. Now, those are laff-out-loud funny

I was wondering if they'd ever get a new set. I think those are even more funny than the originals.

[Cush]

14. The Cooper Family

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/105806.html

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Is that....

JOYCE?

[Cush]

18. Hmm, could be

or a relative?

[skypilot]

22. And in keeping with my serial killer theme...

...we bring you the Cooper family, with lead singer and mom, "Tootsie" Cooper.

[WoodrowFan]

45. those boys got beat up a lot in school I bet. (NT)

[shawmut]

20. ROTF

[LynneSin]

26. THe Swedish Liberace?

:eyes:

[Redstone]

23. I can't thank you enough

for posting this. It's hilarious, and just the diversion I need on this crappy, cold, rainy day when all my joints ache.

Redstone

[mr blur]

24. Love the ventriloquist shepherd

but then ventriloquists on records have always struck me as so bizarre as to be rather wonderful.

[Cush]

28. God Isn't Dead!

But me thinks God will soon OD on booze and heroin. And why is God stabbing that poor woman with the needle? And why is she in a bottle?

[tridim]

35. What the hell?

That heroin needle has no godly reason to be on that cover. Wonder what "The Late Liz" is about?

Edit: Found it on google..

Gertrude Behanna
Author of book-The Late Liz, (was also made into a movie 1970's)
"...the autobiography of a very human personality that emerged from a
miasma of glamour, sex, liquor, and irresponsibility."

Sounds like my kind of movie!

[WoodrowFan]

29. did you see the winner?

I can't ost it here as it may be child porn, but it's the Scorpions "Virgin Killer"

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badalbumcoverstopten/toptenbadalbumcovers1.htm

[d_b]

36. Nothing can touch the master..

[LynneSin]

38. Millie Can in her very appropriately named album

[pdx_prog]

41. Millie blew off her shoe.....rofl

Pumping a grumpy and blew her shoe RIGHT OFF.....

[d_b]

44. oh WOW

Forgot about that one. :p

[Blue_Tires]

37. ttt

[redqueen]

39. hahahahahahahaha

[LynneSin]

40. THE HANDLESS ORGANIST

I mean, do we need this??

[Ellen Forradalom]

42. Jimmy Jenson, The Country Swingin' Swede!

I had a 45 by him once, "A Snowmobiler's Dream!" It was a gag gift from friends in MPLS.

[pdx_prog]

43. This really concerns me...

On the Understand You're Swede cover, what the hell is the two kids doing over by the tree?

[Hardrada]

46. Question on Jimmy Jenson

I remember similar sappy faux-Scandinavian humorous songs but they were by someone named Yogi Yorgesson. Anyone recall him. And also are we getting into Branson MO territory with these entertainers. Take Yakov Smirnoff. Please.

[redqueen]

47. hehehehe

[LynneSin]

48. The name of his album sums it all up

:D

[redqueen]

49. My thoughts exactly!

:7

[GalleryGod]

53. You just must be HOME today?

Can't be placing these from your place of Bid-ness:wtf:

Or:crazy: Maybe so...maybe so:argh:

[WoodrowFan]

50. the poohman (OMG!)

[last_texas_dem]

52. Thanks for posting this

Those covers are laugh-at-loud hilarious! I go looking for records at flea markets and garage sales a lot and am always hoping I will find something deliciously awful like some of those, but most of them seem to be true rarities. Good stuff...

[AntiCoup2K4]

54. Check out this shit....