I have a personal add here. Anyone interested?

[GOPBasher]

Hello, I'm looking for a significant other. I'm a male looking for either a male or female. I'm 3'9'', 493 lbs of pure fat; I have zits, boils and warts on my rotting face, which bears an uncanny resemblance to Jabba the Hut; I have disgusting, ape-like hair everywhere on my body, including my back and feet; I'm totally broke and I live with my mom even though I'm 37, not because I can't find a job, but simply because I'm too lazy to work; I'm dull, extremely boring, and everyone hates hanging out with me; I'm a right wing extremist asshole and bigot; I'm incredibly stupid and uneducated; and I'm a totally rude, insensitive jerk.

All interested parties contact me!

[RebelOne]

1. Oh, you sound like my dream man. n/t

[GOPBasher]

3. Thanks! I'm pretty dreamy, with so many great qualities!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Jeff Gannon, is that you?

[Damien]

10. lol

[liberalhistorian]

4. ROFLMAO!

I wouldn't wait in anticipation for your PM box to fill up, that's my delicately phrased opinion.

I remember a friend one time jokingly putting a personal ad in a local magazine one time that caters to the "yuppies." It read "tired of reading about how well-educated and attractive these jerks are? Then contact me! I'm short, fat, bald, a lowly janitor, I drink too much and chase anything in a skirt. You won't be disappointed!"

We had a really good time laughing over that one and over the fact that they actually printed it. We had an equally good laugh over all of the angry, upset responses that flooded his mailbox (this was before everyone had voicemail and email). We still get a good laugh out of it now and then.

[GOPBasher]

6. That sounds hilarious.

Was it the yuppies who were upset?

[liberalhistorian]

8. Yes, indeed!

Believe you me, the uppity yuppies were none too happy with what they immediately recognized was a parody of them. And they were even more upset that it was actually printed. That was nearly twenty years ago and we're still laughing our asses off about it, especially when we see a particularly pretentious personal somwhere.

[xmas74]

5. Do you look like this?

If it does, than you look like my ex.

[TX-RAT]

7. Not fooling anybody here Cheney.

[Damien]

11. ya

no one will believe you're only 37

[Shredr]

9. Shave you back, and you've got a date.

[GOPBasher]

12. I'm kicking this, so maybe I can find a date today.

[Debi]

13. Your mom must be real cool!

:P