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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 09:49 AM
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Fuckity FUCK! FUCKIT!
Just when I was printing some cover letters for my resume, my Piece Of oh so much Shit Epson printer decided that it wanted to fucking break.

I'm about an eyelash's breath away from tossing this baby raping crack suppository out of a window.

Thank the goddess my wife has computer and a printer.

Too bad it's Windoze.
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 09:53 AM
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1. My system is an Apple iBook and an HP 1210 all in one.
Its a scaner, copier and printer. Not the perfect combo but it does come through in a pinch. Years back there was a rifle range where you could take things to blast.

I know of a few devices I would be happy to draw a bead on.

In full sympathy. Friends don't let friends use Microsoft.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:16 AM
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2. Goddamit, now it's raining hard outside
Okay, who's laying the hater-ade on me this thick?

I need a mother fucking job!
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:16 AM
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3. Uh.
How about a hug? :shrug:

:hug:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:19 AM
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4. Yeah, baby, a hug will do me good
Thanks, Sugah Pants :hug:
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 10:20 AM
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5. More than welcome
there cutie. :D
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:03 AM
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6. Jumping Jesus on a POGO STICK!
Now it's SNOWING!?!

Is there some sinister force at work trying to keep me from this job fair?

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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:15 AM
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7. printers are crap
it's the give away junk wagon or the 500 $ space ship that eats ink carts , makes coffee,is a digital scale and is about 3 % better than the 100$ printer. linking mac and p.c. to the same printer is easier than before but still not fun.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 11:19 AM
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8. It's always the window
I say the same thing all the time - "I'm gonna throw this *$#@*& thing out the *(%$#%& window". What's up with that? It's never "I'm going to bash it with a sledgehammer" or "toss it in the junkheap" - always, the technology is threatened with going out the window. Interesting....

Sorry about you troubles - sounds like you're having a hell of a day. :hug:
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