hahaha! matt drudge...what a great guy.....

[chickenscratching]

:puke:

actually, this is pretty funny, sounds like republicans are sexy and powerful in the bedroom. :puke:
pretty short article, entertaining at the very least.

PLAYGIRL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OUTS HERSELF -- AS REPUBLICAN

When it comes to sex and politics, Democrats are the more liberal, right? Not so fast. Playgirl editor-in-chief Michele Zipp explores “down and dirty” politics and examines sexuality on both sides of the aisle. In the process she comes to a realization about herself and reveals for the first time she’s now a Republican.


How could a member of the media who produces adult entertainment for women possibly side with conservatives from the red states? Zipp spells it out. “Those on the right are presumed to be all about power and greed – two really sexy traits in the bedroom. They want it, they want it now, and they’ll do anything to get it. And I’m not talking about some pansy-assed victory, I’m talking about full on jackpot, satisfaction for all.”

“The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?” asks Zipp.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3pg.htm

**looks like another excuse to have skanky women on fox news to me.....

[Arkana]

1. That's what it sounds like to me too.

"Next, on FOX News...Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter wrestle each other in a vat of Jell-O!"

[chickenscratching]

3. while sean hannity "moderates" !!! WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[Arkana]

6. w00t!

"...Bill O'Reilly will be falafel, er, towel boy!"

[chickenscratching]

10. and that little freaky kid.

noah! who owns over 3000 books on presidents!!!!!! he will definitlely be commentator.

[skypilot]

2. So if Republicans are...

...such tigers in the bedroom then why are they always so busy worrying about other people's sex lives? This is just more "manly Republican"vs."girly-man Democrat" bullshit. And since when is greed a "sexy trait" in the bedroom. I bet this cow never gets laid.

[underpants]

4. Exactly and I will add that penis size is NOT increased by killing people

especially not when viewed from your comfy chair.

[joefree1]

11. ... or by driving a gas guzzeling Hummer.

[chickenscratching]

5. and how exactly do you display greed in the bedroom??

i'm going to find out....

[skypilot]

8. Probably by satisfying your own needs...

...and dismissing the needs of your partner. Never thought I'd hear a woman advocating such a thing. But hey, she's a Republican so she's probably a dumbass.

And Playgirl is boring as shit.

[Ganja Ninja]

7. Be Republican or be square!

Be in with the in crowd. Remember chicks dig Republicans! :puke: :eyes:

[chickenscratching]

9. oooo, republicans get me HAWT! n/t

[xmas74]

12. I'm a chick and what you just said

Now I feel sick!
:puke:

[chickenscratching]

13. don't deny your feelings xmas!

:crazy:

[xmas74]

14. (gag reflex is now kicking in)

Now I want to cry!

[chickenscratching]

15. it's ok! it's ok! we're here for you....

*pat pat

think of....cupcakes, and rainbows and hedgehogs and butterflies....

have a drink.... :beer:

that better?

[xmas74]

16. Beer!

Much better.

But for a puke, I need something more like this

[chickenscratching]

17. jazz it up beeeatch!!!!!1

:smoke:

really? it makes you pukey?

[xmas74]

18. A republican in my bed-yes!

Been there, done that-didn't even get a tshirt out of it!

[chickenscratching]

19. OHHHHHHHHH

i thought you meant that the ganja made you puke...i see, if you puke you'd prefer that over beer.
DAMN! im slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww today!

[xmas74]

20. I can't do it anymore.

I had to grow up and go to work for a police dept. But I used to be able to suck it down. Only puked once (hit the bong too hard).

I just have a prob w/ pukes in my home-period.

[Spider Jerusalem]

21. I bet she likes being tied up and spanked.

[Cadence]

22. The only problem is most Republican men that

actually want war aren't willing to fight it. They just want the spoils of war on someone else's blood. So I think if she's looking for someone who's good in bed based on willingness to go to war. She's going to find out they're going to be all about themselves in the bedroom as well.

Oh and that jackpot remark... they go after the jackpot alright and will stop at nothing. She's wealthy.. what does she think would happen to her "jackpot" if she were to divorce one of these stud muffins.