David Caruso

[Fenris]

[Theres-a]

1. Other: the sunglasses!!!!!!!

[XNASA]

2. Caruso moratorium in our house.

It is forbidden to watch Caruso in our house. We find him repugnant. And that's sayin' somethin'.

[Fenris]

3. How could you find this man repugnant?!

[XNASA]

6. Wasn't he.......

The first man to show his naked ass on network TV during primetime?

What a horrifying thought.

[LibertyorDeath]

4. Without Question

One of the worst Actors in modern American History

If they could team him up with Eric & Julia Roberts & Keanu
Reeves doing a "supporting" role it would be supremely hellish

[progressoid]

5. Other: Why is he still employed in the theartrical arts?

[Theres-a]

8. He's not.He's on TV.

[Heyo]

7. Hey now...

Jesus DID come back to Earth. He IS David Caruso.

"We.... never.... close."

YES! :headbang:

Heyo

[TreasonousBastard]

9. He is the reason...

I find it impossible to watch that show. Fingernails on the chalkboard are far more pleasant.

OF COURSE he reads those lines with a straight face. He has half the acting range of Clint Eastwood and couldn't raise an emotion if Sofia Milos had his balls in her teeth.

Speaking of Sofia Milos... why the hell did they get rid of Wanda deJesus? I got nothing against Milos, but deJesus looked like a cop, not a swimsuit model, and worked the role like the pro she is. Maybe that she took the edge off of Caruso by actually being an actor wasn't in the plan to numb America into submission.

I could ALMOST suspend disbelief that some slob from the forensics unit is bossing around Treasury agents in a counterfeiting case, the FAA in an airplane crash, or even his seniors in his own department, but Caruso just can't pull it off.

It takes someone who can at least rent a personality, and can, well, act.

[LibertyorDeath]

10. ROTFLMAO !

:)"couldn't raise an emotion if Sofia Milos had his balls in her teeth".

[LeftyMom]

11. Another fine graduate of the Bill Shatner school of acting

Why act when you can pose?

standing over body:

:glasses off:

<stupid pun delivered without a hint of shame>

:glasses on, hands on hips, sun setting in background:

cue first commercial

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

12. CSI Miami is good. Caruso's cool. n/t

[Robeson]

13. My wife always wonders how this ugly dweeb became a sex...

..symbol? It mystifies her.

[cry baby]

14. I just want to french kiss him all night! He already has his head

tilted all the time...and he can leave the glasses on if he wishes.