I'm such a bastard!

[CanuckAmok]

I know I am.

And knowing is half the battle. But it's a battle I won't need to fight... because I like being a bastard!

[datasuspect]

1. admitting you have a problem is the first step

this too shall pass . . .

[SHRED]

2. Ok then you...

bastard!

:toast:

[Tsiyu]

3. "Bless me DU, for i have sinned"

"this week I have shotteth the bird at two Repukes...okay three....OKAY...four.

I hath called the President an Asshat ...oh.... a lot of times.

I hath driven too fast for my own good.

I hath partaken of some homemeade cherry/white grape wine and didst pass out on a friend's sofa.

I hath cursed the sky and shaken my fist at winter.

I hast been a bitch.

I do not repent"

[xmas74]

4. At least you found something that you can be proud of.

[CanuckAmok]

5. Bastard Kick

For being a bastard.