Let's post stupid song lyrics. I'll start:

[Arugula Latte]

"I am" I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair.
--Neil Diamond

In the desert you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for ta give ya no pain.
--America

[Nitrogenica]

1. Back in Black, Hit the Sack. (AC/DC)

WTF is HIT THE SACK?....never understood that one.

[Fenris]

4. "Hit the sack" is a phrase meaning to go to bed.

Which since this is AC/DC we're talking about here has a sexual implication.

[elehhhhna]

2. "Guilty feet have got no rhythm" I WIN!

[skygazer]

14. You would if those were the words

But it's "guilty feelings, got no rhythm".

[elehhhhna]

26. GET OUT! really?

[Left Is Write]

37. No, they were the right words.

It's "guilty feet have got no rhythm."

It makes sense when taken in the context of what is sung right before and after:

"I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm, and I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you."

They are still stupid lyrics, though.

[donheld]

39. I love the Sax on that song

The Saxophone is so sexual.

[elehhhhna]

48. So i DO win!

[Tikki]

3. Any song by Led Zeppelin where it says...

'baby' or 'babe' like ten times in a row.

Tikki

[Dr.Phool]

5. Does a live mangling of lyrics count?

I saw "America" a long time ago, and their opening song was "Ventura Highway", and they forgot the words and had to start over.

[tjdee]

6. Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart/ I love you period. Do you love

me question mark?
Please please exclamation point!
(I want to hold you in parentheses)

...

Eww, and the Billy Ray Cyrus one was nominated for a Best Songwriting Grammy.

:scared:

[BurtWorm]

7. She's precocious and she knows

Just what it takes to make a pro blush

[fit4life]

8. You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

But looks ain't everything
and money ain't everything
but I love you just the same!

--Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn

And from the same song:

Every time we get ahead it's got another mouth to feed.

Funny as hell!

[Stop_the_War]

9. you make me wanna lala, on the kitchen, on the floor

[Stop_the_War]

10. On a monday i am waiting, on a tuesday i am fading

[Richardo]

22. abra abra cadabra - I wanna reach out and grab ya...

Now excuse me while I go drive an ice pick into my brain. BRB.

[Fenris]

11. Jet! I can almost remember their funny faces

That time you told me that
You were going to be marrying soon.
And jet, I thought the only
Lonely place was on the moon.
Jet! jet!
Jet! was your father as bold as a sergeant major?
How come he told you that
You were hardly old enough yet?
And jet, I thought the major
Was a lady suffragette.
Jet! jet!

Ah, matter, want jet to always love me?
Ah, matter, want jet to always love me?
Ah, matter, much later.

Jet! with the wind in your hair of a thousand laces.
Climb on the back and we’ll
Go for a ride in the sky.
And jet, I thought the major
Was a lady suffragette.
Jet! jet!

[flamingyouth]

15. DAMN YOU!

:spank:

Just for that, I oughta shut off your power!!

[Fenris]

17. Apparently it's very easy to do.

:crazy:

[flamingyouth]

20. Yes. And thank you for telling me exactly how to do it.

:evilgrin:

[skygazer]

12. "Jump

for my love
Jump in and feel my touch"

Jump - Pointer Sisters

Always sounded a little wierd to me. Like they're talking to a dog...

[gizmo1979]

13. They did the Mash

the Monster mash

[Dr.Phool]

16. A friend had some David Allen Coe albums

That he recorded just after he was released from prison. You could buy them only in magazines such as Easyriders.

I'd post some here, but they're so racist, sexist, and vulgar, I'd be banned from DU for life.

Did have some titles like "Whips and Things", Little Suzy Shallowthroat", and "Fickin' in the Butt".

[gizmo1979]

18. There's a bathroom on the right.

CCR

[Danmel]

19. A bustle in your hedgerow

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen


WTF does that mean?

[LiberalEsto]

21. Yummy yummy yummy

I've got love in my tummy
and I feel like I'm loving you.

:puke:

[Dave Reynolds]

23. Her daddy chased me with a pitchfork

stabbing pains in my behind.
And he hollered cross the barnyard
"You're gonna marry that sweet child of mine".

--Forever More

[WildClarySage]

24. Teen Angel

That fateful night the car was stalled
upon the railroad track
I pulled you out and we were safe
but you went running back

Teen angel, can you hear me
Teen angel, can you see me
Are you somewhere up above
And I am still your own true love

What was it you were looking for
that took your life that night
They said they found my high school ring
clutched in your fingers tight

She ran back to the car just for a stupid ring? WTF is wrong with this chick?

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

25. I'm hot blooded check it and see

I got a fever of a hundred and three
C'mon baby do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded hot blooded

If it feels all right
Honey we can do it all night
I wanna know
What you're doin' after the show

[WildClarySage]

27. Feelings

Feelings, wo wo wo
Feelings

[blondeatlast]

28. "Last night I heard my mama singin' this song

Ooooeee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep,
Woke up this morning and my papa was gone,
Ooooeee, chirpy chirpy, cheep cheep, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep,
CHIRP."

And no wonder...

From the "Hello Kitty" version of ABBA--Middle of the Road.

http://www.middleoftheroadpopgroup.com/history_part3.html

God, some of the music in my junior high school years sucked. Thank God for Motown and Philly!

[Moms Baby Democrat]

29. Milkshake

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

Wtf was she smoking?

[LiberalEsto]

30. Drop kick me, Jesus

through the goal posts of life.

[Danmel]

40. I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I have my plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car.........

[LiberalEsto]

41. I can go 100 miles an hour

'long as I got the almighty power
riding on the dashboard of my car!

[blondeatlast]

31. "Pour some sugar on me...

In the name of love..."

I'd continue, but I take insulin, and it isn't healthy for anyone else, either.

:puke:

[CanuckAmok]

32. The "other" Jump:

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real

Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?

Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.

How old are you ? Who said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don't know, you won't know
until we begin.

Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?

Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.

(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)

Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.


And, what the hell is a "record machine', anyway? Is it a jukebox? Because jukeboxes are called "jukeboxes".

But not much rhymes with "jukeboxes".

Well, "juice-boxes" sort of does, but there's probably enough reference to statuatory rape in "Jump" as it is.

[WildClarySage]

36. "I ain't the worst that you've seen."

But you have the worst pickup line I've ever heard.

[Patiod]

57. It's like when Bruce sings "I ain't a beauty but hey I'm alright"

...and that's alright tonight..."

Gotta hand it to the man for being truthful

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

33. Hey Jude - none worse

Hey Jude

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain
Hey Jude refrain
don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool
who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Na na na na na
na na na na

Hey Jude don't let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in
Hey Jude begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you
Hey Jude, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder
Na na na na na
na na na na yeah

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better
Better, better, better, better, better, oh

Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, hey Jude

[GOPBasher]

34. Any 80's love ballad.

They were all the same exact song. They had the same lyrics in every single one; they just kept recycling them. They were all like this:

She broke my heart
It's been torn apart
I feel so much pain
Like I'm going insane
Now I'm on my own
Feelin all alone
Blah blah blah blah

Wahhhhhh :cry:

Ironically, all those songs made me cry, but not for the reasons they intended. Grrrrr. How friggin cliche and trite do you have to be?

[Left Is Write]

35. "If life is a radio, turn it up to ten"

From Kiss' "Crazy Crazy Nights"

[Lone Pawn]

38. Nothing is worse than early Beach Boys.

When some loud braggart tries to put me down
And says his school is great
I tell him right away
"Now what's the matter buddy
Ain't you heard of my school
It's number one in the state"

So be true to your school now
Just like you would to your girl or guy
Be true to your school now
And let your colors fly
Be true to your school
------

A power shift in second and a-ridin' the clutch
My car crazy cutie, man, she's just too much
I take her to the drags, man, and everyone flips
For her big blue eyes and her candy apple lips

------

Well she's metal flake blue with a corvette mill
And they say it looks better when she's standin' still
When I step on the gas she goes wa aa aa
I'll let you look but don't touch my custom machine
-----

Let’s go surfin’ now.
Ev’rybody’s learnin’ how.
Come on a safari with me.
(Come on a safari with...)

Early in the morning we’ll be starting out.
Some honeys will be comin’ along.
We’re loading up our woodie with our boards inside,
And headin’ out singing our song.

Come on baby, wait and see, yes
I’m gonna take you surfin’ with me. (Come on along.)
Yes baby, wait and see, yeah,
I’m gonna take you surfin’ with me.

[Norbert]

42. WE BUILT THIS CITY, we built this city on rock and roll

Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Say you don’t know me or recognize my face
Say you don’t care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don’t you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Chorus:
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares they’re always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible write us off the page

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don’t you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

It’s just another sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh then we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars
Don’t tell us you need us, ’cos we’re the ship of fools
Looking for america, coming through your schools

(I’m looking out over that golden gate bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny saturday, not seein’ that bumper to bumper traffic)

Don’t you remember (’member)(’member)

(what’s your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city
The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don’t you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

(we built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)

[WoodrowFan]

52. We have a winner!

the lyrics are worthy of a :wtf: AND the music sucks.

[xmas74]

56. I'm not even gonna try-you won the grand prize!

[Beaverhausen]

43. I've never been to me

"...I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free..."

[peace frog]

44. "Benny and the Jets" in its entirety.... HUH?

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

:crazy:

[u4ic]

45. I don't love you you don't love me

Da da da - Trio


aha
aha
aha

What you will and what you won't
What you do and what you don't
What you can and what you can't
This is what you need to know:
Loved you though it didn't show

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

(whispered)
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.

I know why you ran away, aha
Understand you couldn't stay, aha
Wonder where you are today, aha
After all was said and done
It was right for you to run!

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

da da da (repeat to fade)

[fluffernutter]

46. someone left the cake out in the rain.

[CBHagman]

47. Genuinely silly stuff from Shakira.

From "Whenever, Wherever."

"Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal, my dear."

Uh, how else would they be together IF THEY'RE NOT IN THE SAME PLACE?! He has to have this explained to him?

The rest of the lyrics are also a tad silly, but the chorus exemplifies the dumbness of it all.

[SCDem]

49. "I wear my sunglasses at night"

[Divameow77]

50. Thong, Thong,

Thong, Thong, Thong.

[terrya]

51. Stupid Andrew Lloyd Weber lyrics from a stupid Lloyd Weber song.

Midnight, not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory She is shining alone.

In the lamplight the whithered leaves collect at my feet And the wind begins to moan.

Daylight, see the dew on the sunflower And a rose that is fading Roses wither away

Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my face to the dawn I am waiting for the day Now Old Deuteronomy, just before dawn

Through a silence you feel you could cut with a knife Announces the cat who can now be reborn

And come back to a different jellicle life Memory, turn your face to the moonlight

Let your memory lead you Open up, enter in If you find there the meaning of what happiness is

Then a new life will begin. Memory, all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days

I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again Burnt out ends of smokey days

The stale cold smell of morning The streetlamp dies, another night is over

Another day is dawning Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise I must think of a new life

And I mustn't give in When the dawn comes tonight will be a memory too

And a new day will begin Sunlight, through the trees in the summer Endless masquerading Like a flower as the dawn is breaking The memory is fading

Touch me, it's so easy to leave me All alone with the memory Of my days in the sun If you touch me you'll understand what happiness is Look, a new day has begun

[WoodrowFan]

53. Alligator Lizards in the Air??

isn't that a description of a Godzilla movie??

[DelawareValleyDem]

54. 76 was a good year for bad lyrics

You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief

(Workin')
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' ya'all
(Car wash, girl)


- or -

Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus

[MissMillie]

55. Da doo doo doo, da da da da, that's all I want to say to you

Useless Police lyric.