if i were a carpenter

[datasuspect]

and you were a lady

would you marry me anyway?

would you have my baby?

[MissMillie]

1. Yes and No

I'd love to have a carpenter in the house, but my baby-making days are over.

[datasuspect]

3. so yer saying we can get married?

i'll get the schlitz, my coveralls, and a shotgun. let's go into town!

[MissMillie]

4. works for me

I'll get the license.

[datasuspect]

7. good, you got any money?

i'm broke since they moved the plant, but we can stay in the trailer on my parents' property. we'll get by on my odd jobs.

do you like drinking lots of cheap beer everyday?

[chelsea0011]

2. No......But if I had a hammer

I'd hammer out freedom.

[datasuspect]

5. a hammer of freedom

freedom hammer . . .

[Krupskaya]

6. I married a carpenter and had two babies.

So, sorry -- already taken by a carpenter.

Some are mathmeticians, some are carpenters wives. I don't know how it all got started. I don't know what they do with their lives.