All the Fox reporters look alike..........

[Hieronymus]

has anyone else noticed that? They must have an in-house hair colorist, because all the women, and some of the men, have the same shade of blonde.
That poor Monica Crowley's lips look painful.:crazy:

[Robeson]

1. They look like they're all related to Trent Lott...., or a Southern....

...Baptist preacher.

[rfranklin]

2. They're all kissin' cousins...

Ever notice how they have six fingers?

[izzie]

3. All the women on TV tend to look alike.

Is it a time thing they do before they go on? Is every one going to look alike with all this new body stuff?

[Jamastiene]

4. Yes, of course, and they fit the description

of a robot. They are churned off the assembly line pre programmed to say the same obnoxious things over and over again. They all look alike, sound alike, and operate alike. They EVEN have the same look in their eyes. Just look at that glossed over brainwashed blank cold heartless stare. Like Don Henley said, they can "tell you about the plane crash with a glean in their eye." Just look at all those inappropriate smiles they wear whilst telling you about the latest suicide bomber or "precision strike" that injured and killed dozens of civilians. But wait, there's more. Replacement parts are readily available from the well stocked dittohead sheep farm. Many parts are sold a dime a dozen. Accessories, such as garbage filled books chock full of lies and graphic videos of the jumpers from 9/11 that Fox couldn't seem to have the decency to stop FUCKING airing over and over again, sold separately. Some assembly required and you can bet these spoiled rotten brown nosing droids will demand you assemble on your knees either in the classroom or on the SCOTUS steps while they refuse to follow the very rules they insist are imperative for you to follow. Why, their names are even so cookie cutter generic that can't do research on them and for that reason, you'd never even know whether they are really human or not.

[dbt]

5. It's time to play that hot new TV GAME SHOW:

News Anchorette or Porn Star? Now, heeeeeeeeeeeere's your host, Bill O'Reilly!

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

6. Shepard Smith is the only one that looks slightly different from the herd.