The REAL Jesus looked like this:

[Stop_the_War]

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/

JESUS WAS NOT WHITE. He was Middle-Eastern.

[wtmusic]

1. Nah, that's my son's baseball coach

And as far as I know he isn't the son of God

[CatWoman]

8. WRONG!!!!!

That's my baby's daddy!!!!!!

[Stop_the_War]

27. LOL

[uppityperson]

74. here's another baseball coach

[wtmusic]

77. He's a shitty coach if he holds the bat like that n/t

[uppityperson]

79. check out the rest for all your sport or coaching needs

http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/sports.html

[Stop_the_War]

2. kick

[baldguy]

3. Or this?

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Dude... Jesus was hot

:o

[JohnKleeb]

6. Dude you go for hell for that

but I am sure Mary was a looker.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I'm sure I'll be going to hell for other things.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

11. I am kidding, christ luster

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I only lust after Christ when I'm drinking. :o

[elperromagico]

15. Looks like SOMEBODY needs a 10 commandments monument

on her front lawn tomorrow morning...

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. You wouldn't dare...

:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

17. I concur, Rev Acts.

THAT BLOOD OF CHRIST REALLY GETS ME A'LUSTIN!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. BWHAHAHA! Exactly! Nothing hotter!

:crazy:

[JohnKleeb]

24. I am sure he's great in bed too

son of god and all.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. LOL!

Can't breathe.... HAHAHAHA

[JohnKleeb]

29. He is the son of god

so yeah, you know who I wonder about how they were in the bed, Richard M. Nixon.

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. HAHA oh my...

Icky.... :o

[JohnKleeb]

36. I AM NOT A CROOK PAT, I AM NOT A CROOK

The strangest people get mistresses sometimes, you know that George H.W Bush had one, which surprises me since I thought he lived in daily fear of his wife.

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just got a picture of Pappy Bush and Nixon in bed together... I think I'll go vomit now. :puke:

[JohnKleeb]

40. hahaha well thats your fault

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. No it's not, you're the one talking about them....

in bed! :o

[JohnKleeb]

49. Youre the one with a sick imagination

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. It's true,.... I am the one lusting after Jesus and all...

:o

[JohnKleeb]

54. Yes, thank you for having the courage to admit that

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. Think there's a 12 step program, or something?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

57. I dunno, Christalusters Anoyomous perhaps

But you may end up with guys who lust over girls named Christa :shrug: instead.

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. LOL!

[JohnKleeb]

59. Glad to have done so

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

We are definitely going to hell

nt

[JohnKleeb]

32. Well I got a friend there

I am sure I'll give him a buzz and see if he's willing to give you two good lookings a tour and a place to stay.

[Stop_the_War]

35. LOL i'm laughing so hard this is so funny I love you guys

[JohnKleeb]

18. So you are drinking tonight eh

I havent been able to drink in a while, damn source quitting on me, kidding I am glad he quit, that means no verbal abuse.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Vodka and cranberry juice.

Sparkling cranberry juice. :9

[JohnKleeb]

25. damn you

:cry: I never get to drink anymore, sure I like having my dad be nice to me but I like booze too.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Aww pookie.

Come visit me. :P

[JohnKleeb]

30. You live on the otherside of the country

Rats :(.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Go visit Longgrain, he'll give you beer

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

37. Thats still a long way up

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. There must be someone close by who will give you drink.

Hmmmmm I'll work that. :P

[JohnKleeb]

43. Sigh yeah it sucks

I have to say though, I am glad my dad quit, he could be such a nasty asshole.

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. I'm gald he quit too.

:hug:

[elshiva]

73. Jesus IS SEXY! eom.

[Hans Delbrook]

14. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You're both going to hell! Stay away from me - I don't want be around when God zaps you for talkin' about his momma that way.}(

[elperromagico]

7. Hey! No lusting after the Messiah, damn it!

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. I'm not lusting... I'm just saying....

:P

[baldguy]

You can find out just how hot He is:

http://www.datejesus.com/



Male Seeking Female
Relationship : Short-term, Long-term
Body Type : Athletic
Height : 6' 3"
Age : 29
Weight : 195 lbs.
Hair Color : Blonde
Ethnicity : European-American
Employment : Full-Time
Education : College Degree
Marital Status : Single
Has Children? : No
Wants Children? : Yes
Smokes? : No
Drinks? : Socially

[Stop_the_War]

12. wow Jesus is hot...hehe

[Tikki]

67. That really cute guy with the dimples.....

Andre Benjamin...looks like Jesus. Excellent.

[elperromagico]

4. Another group of scientists have reconstructed Jesus's face...

[progressoid]

16. Wrong species

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/339/index.html

"There is a popular theory that suggests our main man Jesus Christ might have been black.

Likewise, there is some speculation that Jesus was a bear. And that he was born in Jellystone National Park.

Take Exhibit A, pictured at right. I don’t see how anyone can deny the hard facts portrayed therein.

Now where is that pic-a-nic basket of frankincense and myrrh, Boo Boo?"

[NNadir]

19. That is the best Jesus I've ever seen.

[DIKB]

20. This drew a LOT of angry

mail when it was in Popular Mechanics. People went APE. Mostly Freeper types, so I hope there were a number of coronaries.

The responses ran the gamut from:

"His eyes look soulless!"
Well DUH!!! It's a FUCKING DRAWING !!!

"How dare you depict our lord as some sort of Middle Eastern TERRORIST !!!"
So, they believe ALL middle easterners are terrorists ?



It was before my immersion into DU, so I regard it as my first real encounter with Freeper-types.

[realisticphish]

68. i remember that

i thought Pop. Mech had brass balls to publish that, especially for a mag that seems to lean right

[Hatalles]

34. Can anyone find the 3-D cast?

There was some special on television regarding this... a "group of folks" (scientists, anthropologists, historians, I can't remember) put together the model of the head.

[Blue-Jay]

38. You're assuming that there was a "real" Jesus.

I call bullshit.

[Deja Q]

41. I'd say there was a real Jesus.

Whether or not the afterlife and ressurection stuff is really true is moot, but Jesus was/is real.

[Blue-Jay]

52. "Is"?

meh. He hasn't made himself known to me. You'd think that he'd want to reform the heathens like me. I'll believe in him the minute he appears to me and says "Dude, you're fucked".

Until then, he's as real as Gilgamesh.

[Swede]

44. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspec

This is a reprinting of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington, D.C.

[Stop_the_War]

48. Link?

trust me, nobody in 1st century Israel had blonde hair.

[Swede]

51. Just google the quote.

Trust me this is a direct quote.

[Stop_the_War]

60. No I don't think you're right

The quote is probably some propaganda, show me some proof it's a real quote. JESUS WAS NOT WHITE. He was Middle-Eastern.

And by the way, Pontius Pilate died before Jesus was even born. The Bible is very inaccurate.

[Swede]

63. Not in the history books I've read.

This isn't from the bible.

[Stop_the_War]

64. Give me one link that offers evidence the quote is real...

[Swede]

65. Google is your friend

:)
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22His+golden+colored+hair+and+beard+gave%22&btnG=Search&meta=

[Stop_the_War]

66. That quote was probably written down by a 15th century monk n/t

[Solon]

82. You know that the third site down is a White Supremist site...

on google? This is the first time I ever heard the quote in any context, and even the Catholic Church I went to said there representation of the Christ is wrong, and this was over a decade ago.

ON EDIT: Fourth site down, my bad!!!!!
www.christianidentity.tv

[Hatalles]

62. *Three More Pictures* -- There is also a BBC documentary on this.

Also these:





The article also speculates he might have been 5'1", around 110 lbs. To be honest, I find this Jesus much more appealing than the white-washed images we see everywhere we go.

This Jesus would be treated like dirt by many bigoted and war-mongering so-called Christians in this day and age.

The documentary is called "Son of God." You can google it.

[Floogeldy]

45. He sure had a big shnazola

}(

[bikebloke]

53. Is that a comb-over he's wearing?

nt

[wtmusic]

69. No toupees back then

and when he started going bald everyone thought he was a Hare Krishna

[Floogeldy]

56. When he talked, did it sound like "ah haka ah haka ah haka ah haka?"

}(

[Maine-ah]

61. which reminds me....

did anyone see the commercials.. They are re-releasing the Passion. Some new scenes or something like that. 2 more hours of watching Jesus get beaten....j/k ..... but they are re-releasing it. :crazy:

[Wapsie B]

71. Which reminds me.....

That a few years back a group was putting on the Passion play but with a black Jesus. It caused quite an uproar. The konservative fundies just lost it big time.

[UTUSN]

72. Mel Was, uh, Flogging the New Version - "Less Violent"

That it is a SOFTER version. To get the softer bucks crowd this time around.

[Cadence]

70. One of the first threads I started on DU

was about Jesus and the fact that he wouldn't have looked white, he would have looked Middle Eastern and spoken Aramaic. It got locked because a freeper showed up and had a heart attack. She kept going on about how Jesus would have looked Jewish... LOL. I couldn't hold my temper with her.. that's why the lock.

I guess in her mind she could make Jesus acceptable if he looked like a religion, which probably makes him whiter in her eyes if she thinks that way.

I wonder how many pictures of Middle Eastern "Jews" these people have seen? They don't have light hair, skin and eyes.. I hate to break it to 'em.

[uppityperson]

75. The always popular Jesus dressup had the wrong color Jesus

http://www.jesusdressup.com/
Now, if they could make him look right, not like a sleeping Swede...

[kskiska]

76. I always thought he looked like this:

[RetroLounge]

78. I've seen him

at the 7-11 behind the counter.

The Slurpees were god-like...

RL

[Meshuga]

80. He was only 5' 1''?

I thought he had blue eyes and long hair too!

[kodi]

81. no way. that guy looks jewish & jesus was only jewish on his mother's side

actually, it reminds me of what the face of Plato always looked like in my mind.