Post your Fortune Cookie Results and add i"n your pants" to it

[LynneSin]

http://www.badcookie.com/

Mine:

You are very negative in words act and feeling in my pants!

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. The link sends me to Yahoo.

:wtf:

[Debi]

17. In your pants?

:wow:

[JimmyJazz]

2. You are sociable and entertaining in your pants.

[Debi]

18. So I've heard

around this board! :party:

[Richard Steele]

3. WWW not found...in my pants.

Ok, typed it in manually:

"You will soon be drowning in the great waters in your pants."

Oddly enough, I was just about to make a beer run.
Never doubt the COOKIE!

[LynneSin]

4. Damnit try the link again

:grr:

[Richard Steele]

7. Link working now

"Simplicity and boredom in your pants are your themes in dress."

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. You will attract uncultured people to your home in your pants.

HAHAHA

[billyskank]

6. Do not reach in your pants for your money purse in public.

Sage advice.

[Debbi801]

8. Now is not the time to try something new in your pants.

:D

I swear that is what mine said. I think I win. ROFLMAO

Debbi

[sniffa]

9. heLp! i'm trapped in a chinese Laundry in my pants

[nutsnberries]

10. If you continually give -

You will continually have nothing in your pants

[Moms Baby Democrat]

11. Just for Giggles

Um, In Your Pants?

[progmom]

12. Watch out, those subtle looks may foretell upcoming failure in my pants.

well the first part is right.

[MissMillie]

13. It may be that your sole purpose in life...

... is simply to serve as a warning to others in my pants.

[GiovanniC]

14. You Have Little Understanding of the Arts and Music in My Pants

[Mr. McD]

15. You will find love and happiness

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

16. You will have social problems

in your home...in my pants?

Uh-oh, time to go to the free health clinic!

[gfr4656]

19. beware the dark mechanical bird in my pants