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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:01 PM
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"It's going to snow" joke
A man and his wife -- a blonde -- live up north. 
One winter morning, while listening to the radio at breakfast, they hear the announcer say, "We're going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. 

You must park your car on the even numbered side of
the street so the snowplow can get through." 

The blonde goes out and moves her car.

A week later they're eating breakfast and the radio
announcer says, "We're expecting 6-8 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street
so the snowplow can get through."

Diligently, the blonde goes out and moves her car.

The following week, at breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We're
expecting 8-10 inches of snow today.  You must park..."
Suddenly, the electric power cuts out. 

The blonde is very upset. With a worried look on her face says,
        "Honey, what do I do? Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the plow can get through?"

Calmly, the husband says, "How about just leaving it in the garage this time?"
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:04 PM
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1. "It's going to snow" joke????
That's a "dumb blonde" joke. Cop to it.:)
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