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A man and his wife -- a blonde -- live up north. One winter morning, while listening to the radio at breakfast, they hear the announcer say, "We're going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
The blonde goes out and moves her car.
A week later they're eating breakfast and the radio announcer says, "We're expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
Diligently, the blonde goes out and moves her car.
The following week, at breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We're expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." Suddenly, the electric power cuts out.
The blonde is very upset. With a worried look on her face says, "Honey, what do I do? Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
Calmly, the husband says, "How about just leaving it in the garage this time?"
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