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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:55 AM
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Noel Gallagher does not have a unibrow.
You only think so because he wears his hair down in a bowl-cut.

Show me one picture where you can see a unibrow; I imagine you can't.

Score one for Oasis for standing up to this obvious myth.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:56 AM
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1. but that's what makes him a talentless hack
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:01 AM
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2. Here's both of 'em.
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:06 AM
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4. score one for whoisalhedges!
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:27 AM
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6. Those are too far away to tell if it's just a shadow.
Plus, when I think "unibrow", I think a straight line across.

Your point has been withdrawn.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:29 AM
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7. Nobody has that except Bert and peple with weird medical conditions.
When people talk about other average people having unibrows, what the brothers are sportin above is EXACTLY what they're talking about.

Point reinstated.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:33 AM
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9. This page has a picture of when Noel was a kid.
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/aerocrazyhp/fotos_comentarios.htm

Notice there is no unibrow, and when you're a kid you care even less about having a unibrow than when you are an international megastar, so that would be the time of life when he would be more likely to keep it.

That fits in with my "shadow theory" about the first picture. There is also the question of digital tampering by Beatlist propagandists.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:36 AM
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11. His glasses are covering it.
Heck I can almost see it underneath them.

Do you have a crush on him or sometihng?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:39 AM
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14. No.
The same way I would not accuse a Beatlist agitator of having a crush on the Beatles, neither do I have a crush on Noel Gallagher when defending this international megastar.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:05 AM
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3.  you only think he has a bowl-cut because he wears his unibrow up
score one for me for not falling for the bullshit :thumbsup:
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:21 AM
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5. He's a uni-asshole with a uni-ego
Edited on Thu Mar-03-05 11:54 AM by tridim
He's also a uni-hit-wonder. Sorry, I just don't like the guy.

Even though he technically doesn't have a unibrow, I'd bet $100 that he has to shave between them every day. He actually has Furi Kuri eyebrows, for those Anime fans in the know.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:30 AM
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8. hehehe... How did they 'stand up' to this fact?
Did they issue a press release?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:35 AM
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10. The same way that parts of Stonehenge still stand to this day.
The stone slabs do not need to consciously do anything like offer press releases to withstand the test of time.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:36 AM
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12. hahahahahahahaha
Okay... I get it now. Funny. :)
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:36 AM
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13. this thread just strengthens my theory that you're a member of the band
now the question is, which Gallagher are you???
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