What can a girl like me do with 19 one dollar bills?

[RevolutionaryActs]

My mom's friend gave me a pretty green scarf and 19 one dollar bills for my birthday. All individually rolled into a cylinder and then tied with ribbon, they're so cute!

Should I just keep them for a rainy day, or should I go sneak into a strip joint? :evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

1. strip joint

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Male or female?

:o

[maveric]

18. Whichever "flips your skirt"!

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. Strip Joint, Strip Joint

or you can make some MORE ones by coming over here, just bfring a g-string and some condoms

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. ROFLMFAO!!!

You pervert. :P

[7th_Sephiroth]

9. damn straight baby, i'm i'm 20 myself

not some grey old man

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. LOL!

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. jus come on down baby

i'll take you to the beach and everything

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Woohoo beach!

[7th_Sephiroth]

16. just ignore the massive ammounts

of debris from hurricane ivan

[ashmanonar]

3. HA.

umm...if you're anywhere near canada, or in canada, go to a bar! (a strip joint bar would be acceptable)

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Yeah bar!

I'll save them up for when I go to BC. :7

[CanuckAmok]

5. $19 won't get you far in a decent strip club, even with a pretty scarf.

I suggest you dress only in the scarf, and come to Canada.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. LOL!

What's up with the propositions I'm getting?

[Ezlivin]

8. Support the Troops

You should drive to the VA and give it to the first veteran you see.

Then go to the bank, withdraw all of your funds and give it to the needy.

Or else you're nothing but a compassionate conservative.

<guilt trip off>

Just kidding! Go and have fun. Just remember that the money will be worth less tomorrow than it is today.

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Ohhh now I feel bad

:(

[Beetwasher]

14. Well, I AM Wearing A Thong!

Use your imagination! ;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. hehe

If this keeps up, my thread is going to get locked. ROFL! :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Locking

Strip joints...sex thread.