How Do I Make My Posts Have More PUNCH! I Want PIZAZZ!! I Want IMPACT!!!

[Beetwasher]

How do I do that? Should I use more words like pizazz? More Caps? More exclamation points?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. More sex

[Beetwasher]

3. Hey! Are You Trying To Get My Thread Locked!

Why you! I oughta....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Hey you wanted more pizzazz. The threads with all the pizzazz end up

locked. That's your problem. You want too much :evilgrin:

[Beetwasher]

10. Yeah, I Always Want Too Much

Can't I EVER have my cake and it too? What's the point then? :shrug:

[Lavender Brown]

2. Don't forget the panache and the je ne sais quoi

:silly:

[havocmom]

4. Preface everything with "I am naked"

That should do it.

[Beetwasher]

11. Hmmm, Not A Bad Idea, And I AM Naked

(under my clothes) So I wouldn't be lyin'!

[yvr girl]

24. My naked thread got a lot of responses

And didn't get locked. I'm good. I'm really good.

[Beetwasher]

25. Huh? Where? How Did I Miss That?!! ENCORE!!

Damn!

[yvr girl]

29. It's not an encore, but here's the original

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2164584

By the way, it was a copycat.

[havocmom]

30. Sorry I was away so long and had to be re-directed to that one.

See, I told you it would work

[Worst Username Ever]

5. Post something obviously inflammatory. Examples:

Teachers make TOO MUCH money!

Strippers are just PROSTITUTES!!

KERRY was an IDIOT!

PARENTS NEED TO CONTROL THEIR CHILDREN!!!

MEAT eaters are MURDERERS!

[4_Legs_Good]

6. That last one is true

(now just sit back and watch the fireworks!)

david

[El Fuego]

9. Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis!!!!

I like MEAT!!!

Let the flaming begin so I can cook my New York strip!

[Worst Username Ever]

15. I take mine rare.

[Debi]

23. What do you mean WAS?

Now you'll see fire!! :grr:

[underpants]

7. POW! BOOM! BANG!

[Beetwasher]

12. Now THAT'S What I'm Talkin' About!

:thumbsup:

[Kire]

13. think outside the box

then you will know

[northamericancitizen]

14. Keep posting the way you do. Its working fine either here

or on GD.

Lise

[Zenlitened]

16. Cowbell. More cowbell.

:)

[Beetwasher]

21. I Was Thinking Triangle. It's The Forgotten Percussion Instrument

Ever since Ed Grimley passed, the world of triangle has never been the same, nor reached its previous height of popularity. It's ALL cowbell these days. So sad.

[Zenlitened]

27. That is so sad, I must say.

:D

[CatWoman]

17. Have Matcom's drunken skunk design you a new sig line

:D

[Beetwasher]

18. I Ain't Going Anywhere Near That Penis Biting Skunk!

Are you nuts? I like my genitalia puncture free, thank you very much!

[CatWoman]

19. GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Beetwasher]

22. LOL!

Back fiend! It's Pepe La CHEW.

[CatWoman]

20. GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[CanuckAmok]

26. Less Pizazz, more Zingo.

Not enough Zingo...that's your problem, right there.

Cut back on the Pizazz, and things should even-out.

[Beetwasher]

28. Yeah, Thought About Zingo, And Cha Cha Cha Too

But pizazz is so much more like pizza, that I had to go w/ pizazz...I was always told you can never have too much pizazz, or was that pizza?. Was I mislead?