Don't ...bogart that CAPTION my friend

[underpants]

[aden_nak]

1. Under my plan, you'll have about this much money to retire on.

[elehhhhna]

LMFAO!

[DenverDem]

2. Who Photoshopped out the joint and smoke he's blowing?

Somebody with skills should Photoshop them in. I'd buy that T-shirt.

[aden_nak]

4. Meeeeeeemories. . .

[liberal N proud]

5. LOL

[AlCzervik]

3. OK old people, this is the smallest violin in the world playing my

heart bleeds for you.

[elehhhhna]

6. Nom. for Greatest page!

[AlCzervik]

7. ---

[Lone Pawn]

8. Y'all can kiss that job of yours goodbye. Jus' like this.

[regularguy]

9. "Take it from me - former President and convicted war

criminal - your joints burn smoothest when you roll with JOBs."

[underpants]

12. Perfectly pulled together

Well Done I know the JOBs part played a part but I couldn't come up with it.

[Lindacooks]

10. WHY does he do that with his mouth??

It not only looks stupid, it's also extremely ugly. But then, of course, ugly is as ugly does.

[Redstone]

11. "My finger and thumb are welded together...

next time I'll use the roach clip."

Redstone

[Rob H.]

13. "Yer sayin' Ah normally look like Ah got no lips?"

"Ish thish better?"

[Rob H.]

14. "One thing Ah learneded while Ah wuz in Engalund..."

"...izzat when ya drink tea, ya gotta hold up yer pinky like this."

[Zuni]

15. That pic was taken at a community college I went to!

Anne Arundel Community College near Annapolis, Maryland, where Bush went to this morning

[LordshipLadyship]

16. kiss me again,

Jeffypooh, you great big adorable man, I'm only*this* far from declaring victory. After that, you and I can go start another war somewhere.

[Jessica]

17. "See this? This is the world's smallest violin ...

playing a sad, sad song just for you -- and for anyone else who questions my agenda."