Just this week, Matcom has had his penis bitten by a skunk and a lobster

[CatWoman]

what is he doing putting those creatures "down there"??? :shrug:

Does he have some weird fetish? :D

[Bluebear]

1. Can box turtles not be far behind?

[matcom]

2. fetish? no.

just looking for new things to throw on the BBQ :P

[Liberal Veteran]

3. If that is an attempt to baste them first....I think I'll skip the BBQ.

:D

[CatWoman]

4. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i see :D

LMAO!!!!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. The mere thought...

Has me leaving for Rising Gorge.

[yvr girl]

5. Be careful when you're making hot dogs

An error could spell the end of the matcom line.

[MissMillie]

7. Maybe he should consider putting it away

ya think?

[CatWoman]

9. LOLOLOLOLOL

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saltpoint]

8. Some days, just NOTHIN' goes right. eom

[GOPisEvil]

10. Oh, crap! I'm going to be staying at his house!

:scared:

[CatWoman]

11. You might want to hang around the kitchen

if Mat is preparing the food.

Keep a sharp eye out!!!!!! :D

[ET Awful]

14. Forget the sharp eye, keep a sharp knife out . . . . just in case :) n/t

[underpants]

12. You better take one of these

[edbermac]

13. So what happened to the skunk and lobster? Are they okay?

You've heard of "mad cow disease"...they could be suffering from "Mat com disease"...I'm sure he wasn't too sanitary to begin with...
:silly:

[CatWoman]

15. the skunk has become an alcoholic, addicted to Ripple

Lord knows what pit of hell the poor lobster has descended into :D