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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:11 AM
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Alright. Which one of you jerks gave me a child?
;-)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:12 AM
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1. You don't know?
You slut.
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:13 AM
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2. Seeeeee, That's why I'm on the national DO NOT CALL list
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:14 AM
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3. Not me
I'm fixed
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:29 AM
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4. Sorry 'bout that.
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:40 AM
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5. Willie Nelson appeared with President Carter ...
On the Country Music Channel. It was a low-key visit to Plains; the show played around Christmas but without a holiday theme. The people of Plains & President Carter spoke. Willie played a few tunes & told a joke. (He & President Carter were talking about being raised in a small town.)

Willie said: "In Abbott, the population always remained the same. Every time a baby was born, another man left town."
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 12:09 PM
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9. Sounds just like something Willie would say.
I love him.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:52 AM
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6. Wasn't me
:evilgrin:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:53 AM
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7. Not this time. Maybe the next?
I'll see if my calender is open
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 12:10 PM
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10. Can't be affording any more babies, Mr.
I'll let you raise this one.

:evilgrin:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 11:56 AM
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8. I haven't been exposed in years! ;-(
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