What Are The Worst Sports Uniforms Ever?

[The Great Escape]

not neccesarily the uniform of a team you despise. Something loud and garish and really hard on the eyes.

My nominees

The 1967 San Francisco Warriors



The 1978 Washington Bullets

[democracyindanger]

1. Either early Patriots or Bucs

No doubt.

[maveric]

29. Old Patriots were the best!

I miss the shitting minuteman with the red white and blue.

[HEyHEY]

2. Vancouver Canucks circa 80s

[SmileyBoy]

4. Dammit, you beat me to it.

You Nucks fan, you.;)

GO JETS GO!!!

[HEyHEY]

11. I knew someone was gonna get to it quick

My buddy had a jets cap on tonight...I asked him where he got it and he said at the mall... dman I thought it was vintage at first.

[SmileyBoy]

17. Yeah, they're selling Jets merch like crazy now.

They're selling it here in Fargo as well.

[autorank]

6. Now that's really bad. Is that your own jersey?

[The Great Escape]

7. How Could I Have Forgotten That....

yccchhhhh

[democracyindanger]

8. Hockey's not a sport

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

10. Nope, it's a lifestyle!

[democracyindanger]

12. touche'

Damnit.

[MrSlayer]

9. No uniform will ever be worse than the "Steve Martin" jerseys.

Man what an eyesore. I still have one.

[yvr girl]

19. Look up ugly in the dictionary

and they show that jersey.

[SmileyBoy]

3. Early 1980's Vancouver Canucks (Circa 1982):

[autorank]

5. Da "A's" (for a major team)

[Robeson]

13. I loved those old University of Alaska chartreuse basketball...

...uniforms they had. They were sooo loud, they were cool!

[WindRavenX]

14. Red Sox

Of any year.

[MADem]

21. I always found the BOSOX uniforms charming

I only wish that all the players would display their sox...! Makes the outfit mucho mejor, in my opinion. The spring training outfits could use work, but hey, who cares. I like the current home and away get ups.

Of course, I am probably your opposite number--I find the prison stripes of the Yanquis totally hideous!

Rivalry...ain't it grand!

[enigmatic]

15. The Chicago White Sox "Hot Pants" jerseys of the 70's..

They looked like a softball beer league team when they wore them..

[MrSlayer]

23. How about the game they wore shorts?

I'm sure Boston fans will recognize the guy on the top left.

[enigmatic]

25. That's it!!!

My softball team had more professional uni's...

[BlackVelvetElvis]

30. Nothing beats this for being butt-ugly. nt

[autorank]

16. Oops, forgot GOLF (anything they wear is "the worst")

[MADem]

18. The POLYESTER ERA

...in ANY sport!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

The ugly, garish baseball uniforms, with the colors of '70's kitchens--almond, orange, harvest gold!!! The absurd football getups, with the painted-on pants! That continues to this day!

ANY basketball uniform back in the seventies, with the "hot pants" for the gents playing the game--amazing, given the paucity of coverage, that one never saw more than one ball on the court! Obviously, there was some profound 'athletic supporting' going on--not a single Janet Jackson (south) moment that I can recall (or perhaps the media failed to cover...).

Man, the BULLETS...remember when they changed the name? I can understand dumping the BULLETS, but come on, the WIZARDS??? Still can't wrap my head around that shit choice! I'd go for ANY other name--Monuments, Senators, LazyAssDCCops, FerShitCongressmen, anything!!!!

[Tom Kitten]

20. U of Oregon football team yellow uniforms

Universally despised, if the team was better perhaps they might be overlooked...

[WindRavenX]

22. don't forget Roboduck

I blame him for the spiral downward!

[democracyindanger]

27. Those are scientifically designed

to make it easier to spot our midget CBs getting burned deep.

[Tom Kitten]

31. that is funny

Did they think they would go 10-1 every year I wonder?

[Robeson]

35. I LOVE Oregons uniforms. There the Big O, and who doesn't love..

...that!!

[Tom Kitten]

36. I do not disagree...

The green and white uniforms are just great but I do not want to see a so-so team that loses to New Mexico wearing them as they get routed by Arizona State, for example!

Like I alluded to earlier...if they could go 10-1 or 9-2 each season instead of 6-6 or 5-6 like they have lately I would have no problem whatsoever what colors they wear!

[SmileyBoy]

24. The Timberwolves jerseys from 1989-1996 really sucked.

[ronzo]

26. Vintage 'stros...

[maveric]

28. 70's Padres were an abomination.

[otohara]

32. Bronco Orange

yuck...glad it's gone

[leftofthedial]

33. The Chicago White Sox

with short pants and ENORMOUS collars on the shirts

[Allenberg]

34. I'm actually a big fan of the Bullets old-school jersey, but

The silver ones the Mavs wore were just terrible.



Never liked this one either

[VOX]

37. The San Diego Padres camouflage uniforms...

When they have a special day to salute the military in their town, the Pads wear these really hideous camouflage uniforms:

I mean no disrespect to the military in any way, but baseball uniforms just shouldn't look like this. Maybe the team is hoping not to be noticed?

[TyeDye75]

38. The England goalkeeping top from Euro 96

come to think of it, the normal away kit was pretty ugly too.



and from golf...Duffy Waldorf