What will Lieberman do next?

[democrank]

[Democrat Dragon]

1. Ol' Joe's secret recipe for cupcakes for Lardball

includes lots of painkillers

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. Whatever he chooses...

he will have to gather large amounts of "Joementum" first!

[NightTrain]

3. As a lifelong Nutmegger, I wish he'd get the fuck out of my state.

SENATOR LIEBERMAN, YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY! :puke:

[saltpoint]

4. Is Barney still alive? -- the White House dog, I mean.

Joe Lieberman will actually step down from his Senate seat in Connecticut and become Dubya's new pet at the White House. He'll scuttle around on all fours with his tongue hanging out, slobbering on the carpet and table legs. Bush will pet him and tell him what a good dog he is -- how well-trained, too.

Or, Joe could surprise us and take the job as the next Mr. Rogers. With Fred Rogers gone, that job is open, and Lieberman is RUMORED to be very interested. He's been seen in Westport buying a line of sweaters. "Mr. Lieberman's Neighborhood" will run on Fox, beginning right after he helps the president gut social security. First things first.