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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:04 PM
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Wal-Mart Returns
Edited on Tue Mar-01-05 10:05 PM by babylonsister
A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a
growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells her that he
can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

And in doing so draws a HUGE crowd! In shock, the store manager
pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES
PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:30 PM
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1. OH...DAMN!!!
I love it!!!

FUCK Wal-Mart!!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-05 03:09 AM
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2. LOLOLOLOLOL!
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