Caption time! (Non-political this time)

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Vivendi games posted this still from Spyro: A Hero's Tail, with Spyro cooking an ice monster, and invited people to caption it.



Here's some of the captions they gave it:

"A little vanilla and I could make a snowcone!"

"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with matches?"

"Miss IceMonster asked Spyro to prevent her fiancee from getting cold feet."

"Spyro tries to warm-up the audience, but gets an icy response."

"Give me back my popsicle, you big bully!"

These are rather lame, I bet the DU'ers can do better.

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1. For crying out loud!

Are only Bush pictures "worthy" of funny captions?