Hedges, how do I get the ladies?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[HEyHEY]

1. AWESOME!

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Levardis!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Flipponymous

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I have to stop clicking on these threads

right after I take a swig of iced tea. I am ruining the new carpet.

[redqueen]

4. hahahahahahahaha

That looks so good!

Hey... who is that being tossed upward by Burton in your sig?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Why Flip Wilson - natch!

[redqueen]

9. Ah, now I see...

At first I thought it was Bill Cosby. :shrug:

[matcom]

7. easy silly

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. You just gotta be smooooooth, man.

You wanna treat her like a queen. Bring her flowers. Rub her feet. Open her can of malt liquor for her.

You got to SHOW that woman that she's all you're thinkin' about. You got to SHOW that woman that you'll do what it takes to get with her. You got to SHOW that woman the kind of strong, yet sensitive man you are.

Then you pour the malt liquor.

Then you put on the Teddy Pendergrass record.

And then you grind, baby, grind.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. I knew I was asking the right playa!

[jpgray]

11. It'd be funnier if it was really a photoshopped picture

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. But I must say, you look particularly fetching in that red dress.

[jpgray]

15. Going through life as a black Marc Bolan hasn't been easy, you know (nt)

[StClone]

14. You mean

W and Condi?

[Cadence]

12. Wow good job!!

:thumbsup:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Thank you thank you!