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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:24 AM
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I don't believe in the death penalty but for double parkers....
Edited on Tue Mar-01-05 10:24 AM by LynneSin
...I'll make an exception

I drive through a small residential area to get to work and while driving this morning I encountered a fucking double parker. Enough problems with the fact that there is snow everywhere now I have to squeeze past this idiot double parker who can't be bothered to pull his car along the many open spaces along the curb.

If I had an Uzi attached to my car that fucker would have been dead - blocking up the road and making it riskiers for others to drive by!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:28 AM
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1. I'd make exceptions for...
Those folks that bring 13 items into the 12 item or less express checkout lane. Or, the senior couple that divides their 25 item order into 12 and 13 item checkouts.

Or, the folks that insist on paying by check in the lane clearly marked "CASH ONLY"...

Only happens when I'm in a hurry, of course.


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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:30 AM
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4. Yeah you can add those to the list too
:grr:
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:28 AM
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2. Well ... at least you're not bitter
Cheers
Drifter
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:30 AM
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3. yesterday a 900lb woman in a jeep liberty
talking on a cell phone entering my neighborhood took the opposite lane (its a wide mouthed 2 lane street, its so wide so people can turn safely) the took the "exit" side of the street at a perfect 45 degree angle, and if i left my house exactly one second earlier, she would have ripped the front end and the IMMACULATE 22R engine out of my toyota
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3lefts Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-01-05 10:32 AM
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5. Everyone in South Philadelphia would be dead...
and the triple parkers would be dead twice!
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