Nude Man Covered In Nachos Gets Probation

[matcom]

enjoy your breakfast :D

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MARYVILLE, Tenn. -- A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges.

Michael David Monn of Maryville appeared before Blount County Circuit Court Judge D. Kelly Thomas and pleaded guilty to burglary, theft, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication. In a plea bargain with prosecutors, Monn was sentenced to three years in prison but was given supervised probation.

He also was given a judicial deferral, which means if he stays out of trouble for the next three years the charges will be expunged from his record. Thomas warned Monn that if he violates the sentencing requirements, he must serve the sentence in a state penitentiary.

Early on the morning of July 18, 2004, Monn "was highly intoxicated, broke into the John Sevier Pool snack bar area, stole some snacks and did some damage and was caught naked with some stolen snacks," Blount County District Attorney General Mike Gallegos told the courtroom.

A police officer found Monn that morning in the parking lot of the pool facility after Monn had apparently scaled an 8-foot-tall fence and was seen running toward a Jeep with a box of stolen snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/03/01/nude_man_covered_in_nachos_gets_probation/

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. You simply MUST(!!!)...

Invite him to one of your parties, as soon as possible.

[matcom]

2. hhmmmmmm

:think:

[sendero]

3. What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese :dunce:

[underpants]

4. Nacho average birthday party

*no skunks were injured nor injured anyone in the reporting of this story*

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. Nacho Nacho Man! I wanna be a nacho man!

with apologies to Village People

[matcom]

6. kick to sequester the dupes

:P